《人人都说我爱你》
只有你… Just you...
只有我。 just me.
让我们去寻找个没人会发觉的… Let's find a cosy spot...
安逸舒适的小窝。 where no one can see.
只有我们… Just us...
只有我们。 just we.
我们已经错过了许多… We've missed an awful lot...
幸福将临的时刻！ what bliss it'll be!
噢，天呐！ Oh gee!
你的魅力为谁而展示？ What are your charms for?
我的双臂为谁而打开？ What are my arms for?
发挥你的想象力！ Use your imagination!
只有你… Just you...
只有我。 just me.
我们要打一个同心结， We'll tie a lover's knot...
就说你爱我。 just say you love me.
只有他… Just he...
只有她， just she.
多么完美的计划， And what a perfect plot...
就说你爱我。 just say you love me.
噢，天呐！ Oh gee!
噢，天！ Oh my!
春天终于来临， It's finally springtime...
小鸟展翅高飞， birds-on-the-wing time...
多么可爱的一天，心中充满爱意。 and what a lovely day for love.
只有我… Just me...
只有你。 just you.
只有你… Just you...
只有我。 just me.
仿佛置身天堂， A bit of paradise...
只有你我两人。 right here for us two.
只有你… Just you...
只有我。 Just me.
让我们去寻找个没人会发觉的… Let's find a cosy spot...
安逸舒适的小窝。 where no one can see.
只有我们… Just us...
只有我们两个， just the two of us...
只有我们… just we...
我们个别几人。 mighty few of us.
我们已经错过了许多… We've missed an awful lot...
幸福将临的时刻！ what bliss it'll be!
只有你… Just you...
只有我。 just me.
我们要打一个同心结， We'll tie a lover's knot...
就说你爱我。 just say you love me.
那就是我姐姐丝凯拉 和她的男朋友霍尔登。 That's my sister Skylar and her boyfriend Holden.
那个是我。 And that's me.
噢，我叫朱娜：D-J-U-N-A。 I am Djuna: D-J-U-N-A.
大伙儿都叫我DJ。 Everyone calls me DJ.
我跟你们实话实说： I'm gonna level with you.
我们不属于那种你在音乐喜剧中 会看到的典型的家庭。 We're not the typical family from a musical comedy.
一则我们很有钱， For one thing, we got dough.
我们住在派克大街【纽约豪华大街】 的一所大公寓里，带阁楼的顶层公寓。 And we live on Park Avenue in a penthouse apartment.
老爸是名律师。我是说我叫他老爸， 但实际上他只是我的继父。 Dad's a lawyer. I mean, I call him 'Dad', but really he's 'Stepdad.'
因为你看我也有生父，对吧？ Because there's original Dad, right...?
他和我妈妈结了婚，生下了我。 who married Mom, and they had me.
至于我继父，他和他第一任妻子 生有两个孩子…… And then there's Stepdad, who had 2 kids with his first wife...
好吧，你看，也许我已经把你们 绕得有点糊涂了。 Okay, look, maybe this is getting confusing for you.
看到没有，那边是莲恩和劳拉， You see, there are Lane and Laura.
她们是我同母异父的妹妹， 她们真的很不错。 My half-sisters. They are great.
尽管时不时地斗斗嘴，但是… A little twitty at times, but...
我们彼此相爱，一同度过了 许多充满欢笑的时光。 we love each other and have a million laughs together.
当然还有和我没有血缘关系的哥哥 斯科特，他人很聪明， And my stepbrother Scott, who's very smart...
但是目前他和整个家庭格格不入， 因为他成了保守的共和派， 《全国评论》 but he's in trouble with the family because he's a Republican...
那引起了我继父的心脏病发作， 因为我们都属于自由的民主派。 which made my stepfather have a stroke, since we're Democrats.
你怎么能指望那帮依靠福利 领着救济的家伙们会有什么动力？ How do you expect people on welfare to develop initiative?
你什么意思？那些出于某种原因 不能工作的的人就应该被弃之不顾？ You mean someone who can't work should just be discarded?
福利政策根本行不通， 就像那些不允许在学校里进行祈祷… Welfare does not work. It's the same liberal fantasy world...
以及对罪犯姑息纵容的政策一样， 它只存在于自由派的幻想世界中。 as not allowing school prayer and coddling criminals.
我无法相信这是和我自己儿子之间的谈话， 我的亲生骨肉，真是难以置信。 I can't believe I'm having this talk with my own son.
莫非你已经被共和派的胡言乱语 完全控制而变成了个白痴。 Unless Republican pods in the basement took over your body.
我可不是白痴，老爸。 Not pods, Dad.
我有思想，阳刚的、现代的思想。 Ideas. Virile, modern ideas.
一个强大的美国，拥有携带武器的权利。 A strong America. The right to bear arms.
武器？你什么意…枪械吗？ Arms? Guns?
你疯了吗？你究竟怎么回事？ 我再也没法理解你了！ Are you crazy? What's up with you? I just don't understand you!
轻松点，鲍勃！ Relax.
等等…等等，抱歉。 斯蒂菲， 拿份我遗嘱的副本来，还有字迹修正液，行吗？ Excuse me. Steffi, bring down a copy of my will and an eraser.
如果老爸只是个自由民主派的话， 那么我不得不说我老妈做得更过分， If Dad's a Liberal Democrat, then Mom's even more extreme.
她是个深感内疚的自由民主派。 She's a guilty Liberal Democrat.
你看，我老爸出生贫寒，他知道 像条狗一样玩命工作是怎么感觉， He grew up poor and knows what it's like to work like a dog.
而我老妈家境富裕阔绰… Mom came from money and luxury and...
你知道，她把她的所有时间花在了， 你知道，给其他人做义工上面了。 spends all her time doing volunteer work for everybody.
我是说，你看，她参加了“全美公民 自由联合会”，还有“救鲸组织”， She's with the Civil Liberties Union and Save the Whales...
她为“惠特尼博物馆”以及 “雷诺克斯山医院”筹措资金。 and raises dough for the Whitney museum and the hospital...
你知道，她总是忙这忙那， and she's always doing something...
比如说举办个别致的社交晚会啥的， 来帮助“纽约交响乐团”。 Iike throwing some chic soiree to help the N. Y. Philharmonic.
莲恩和劳拉上的是“南丁格尔”， 一所位于东92大街的贵族学校。 Lane and Laura go to Nightingale, a ritzy school on 92nd street.
白块菌比黑块菌… White truffles are so much better...
美味得多。比其它调味品…… Better than dark truffles.
噢，老天！ My God!
噢，老天，他又来了！ My God, there he is!
- 他太帅了。 - 他是谁？ - He's so gorgeous. - Who is he?
我们也不太知道， 只是瞧着他老在这一带出没。 We don't know. We always see him round here.
她默默地爱上他了，隔着老远。 She's in love from afar.
那么我们总可找个法子让她和他碰上。 We'll find a way to get her to meet him.
拜托，别想自讨没趣的歪招了。 Please, no humiliating schemes.
各位，我老妈在里面，和个病人在一起。 My mom is in with a patient.
克莱尔是她俩的死党，她妈妈是个 心理医生，在“中央公园”西边开了家诊所。 Claire's their best friend. Her mom's a shrink.
几年前，克莱尔在墙上秘密地凿了个孔， Years ago, Claire drilled a hole in the wall.
你知道，有时放学后，我们就去 偷窥她的病人找点乐子。 We get our kicks after school by tuning in on her clientele.
我经常有那些幻想… I've been having these fantasies about...
和其他男人…呃… other men and...
你知道，这让我感觉… it makes me feel...
很糟，有种…呃… bad, and...
你知道，负罪感。 guilty.
噢，我又做了那个电梯… I had that elevator dream...
的梦， again...
呃… and...
我梦见在电梯里， I'm in the elevator and...
它一直往上开，不停地开啊… it just keeps going up and up...
开。 and up.
你也应该认识一下我爷爷， Now you must meet Grandpa.
他88岁了。 88 years old.
在“中央车站”找到他的。 他以为自己在植物园里。 Found him at Grand Central. He thought he was in the park.
你一定要盯牢他。 You must watch him.
去年有一次他从浴室里裹着条毛巾就跑了出来， Last year he wandered out in a towel...
到“时代广场”排起了队。 and got in line in Times Square.
我们不得不让弗里达去把他领回来。 We sent Frieda to get him back.
噢，她是我们的女管家。我个人倒认为不如叫她是 希特勒在“贝希特斯加登别墅”的女管家。 She's our maid. I think she was Hitler's maid at Berchtesgaden.
但是她是唯一一个能搞定爷爷的人。 But she's the only one who can handle Grandpa.
你看，我在炖菜锅里发现了… I found your arch supports...
你的足拱撑。它们怎么会跑到那里面去的？ 【~！·#￥%…—*（德语）】 in the stew. How did they get there?
最后介绍下我老爸，他住在巴黎， 但他经常来看我们。 Finally, there's my dad, who lives in Paris, but visits a lot.
他和我继父是好朋友。 He and my stepdad are great friends.
如果你问我，我要说他依然迷恋着我老妈， 尽管他们已经离婚好多年了。 I think he still loves Mom, though they've been divorced for years.
他们之间都算朋友，如果有了什么困难， 他们都会相互交流一下。 They're all friends, and they come to each other with their problems.
真难以置信，吉塞尔离开了我！ I can't believe it. Giselle left me.
瞧瞧这张脸，瞧瞧这张脸！ Look at this face.
她突然间就离开了我， 和我最好的朋友在一起了…… She suddenly left me with my best friend.
事先没有什么预兆吗？ No warning?
啥都没有！他们两个… 看看这个，你们以前有没有碰到过…… Nothing. The two of them... Did you ever see anyone so...?
你知道这都快让我发狂了， 我不知道该怎么说！ I'm so distraught, over this, I can't tell you.
我要…你知道…我要去自杀。 I'll kill myself.
这就是为什么…我要…我要回到巴黎去， 从埃菲尔铁塔上一跃而下，一下就死翘翘了。 I'll go back to Paris and jump off the Eiffel Tower. I'll be dead.
实际上要是我坐上架“协和”飞机， 我可以提前三个小时死，真是太好了。 If I get the Concorde, I could be dead 3 hours earlier.
或者，等一下， Or, wait a minute...
考虑到时差因素… with the time change...
- 我可以在纽约多活六个小时，而在巴黎早死三个小时。 - 冷静，冷静点。你先坐下行吗？放松点！ I could be alive 6 hours in New York, but dead 3 hours in Paris.
我可以料理好一切，然后再去死。 I could get things done, and also be dead.
不，等等！你没觉察出某些迹象吗？ 她肯定向你露出些迹象了，乔，我是说…… You didn't see the signs. She must have given you some signs.
什么迹象？你什么意…你以为我是傻子吗？ You think I'm an idiot?
什么…什么样的迹象，你以为她会给我？ 我在她的内衣抽屉里发现他的照片？ What kind of signs? Finding his photo in her underwear drawer?
还是我们做爱达到高潮时她会念叨他的名字？ Or saying his name as she climaxed?
- 不，我不是这个意思。 - 别价，的确这些都发生过。 - I don't mean that. - No, that's what happened.
- 什么？！乔，噢，我的天呐！ - 我只是没有料到，我只是没有把这些联系起来。 I just couldn't put it together.
你知道，我真的很高兴你没有和她结婚。 还记得吗？我跟你说过“别结婚”。 I'm glad you didn't marry her. I told you, 'Don't do it.'
我真的很想结婚。 I'd have been happy to.
我是说我真的很高兴。 你要不要喝点什么？要不要来点儿酒？ I'm really glad. Want some wine or something?
什么都行，我是要喝点什么。 Anything. I must have a drink.
你知道…你知道最糟的是什么吗？ You know what's sad?
我以为一切都会好起来， 我以为一切都会…你知道…… I thought everything was going well, that things were...
是啊，你总是选错女人。 You always pick the wrong women.
- 嘿，我选过你。 - 没错，我们离婚了。 - I picked you. - We got divorced.
对，那是因为没法和你共同生活。 You were impossible to live with.
没法和我共同生活？说得真是太好了！ I was impossible? I love this!
你自己连想要做个心理医生 还是做个作家都考虑不清楚。 You couldn't decide whether to be a psychoanalyst or a writer.
是啊，所以我折中了一下， 我成了一个看心理医生的作家。 So I compromised. I became a writer and a patient.
你知道我们可以帮你找个女人。我们有… 我们认识不少人。我们能给他找个合适的…？ Wail find you someone. We know a lot of people.
自从我们离婚后我就一直试着 给他找个合适的女人， I've been trying since we got divorced to find him someone.
一个和他的个性相配的人。 Someone to match his personality.
可是我开始…亲爱的，再拿个杯子过来！ Honey, bring another glass!
我现在开始怀疑地球上 女性人口是否太有限了。 I'm wondering if the world female population isn't too limited.
- 多谢了！ - 呃，我是说…… - Thank you! - Well, I mean...
- 你的运气糟到极点，就这问题！ - 不，不是的。 - You've had rotten luck. - No, he hasn't.
是他的辨别力有问题，总是选错人。 He makes rotten choices.
问题是，他究竟愿不愿意在他的 黄金年龄和另一个人生活在一起？ But does he want to spend his golden years with someone?
为什么说是我的黄金年龄？ Why my golden years?
是的，你应该考虑一下这些事情了。 You must think about those things.
男人和女人变老的速度不同。再过两年，你会变得… 你知道…我会看上去象你的儿子，就是这样。 Men age different to women. 2 more years, lilt look like your son.
噢，你太恶劣了！ That was so mean!
- 有什么好笑的！ - 别说我的黄金年龄什么的！ Don't you laugh.
- 一点都不好笑。 - 她已经给我找了个家了。 - That's not funny. - She's got me in a home already.
那么那个马德琳怎么样？在我之后找的那个？ Look, what about Madeline, after me?
马德琳很好…马德琳是个考古学家， 她很棒…你知道…她太不可思议了。 She was an archaeologist. She was fabulous.
马德琳是个性欲狂。 She was a nymphomaniac.
是的，好吧，她的忠贞度是存在些问题， Okay, she had a problem with fidelity.
你知道，我碰巧没看到这一点。 但是她是个出色的女人。 I didn't happen to see it. But she was brilliant.
那个卡罗尔怎么样？还记得她吗？ 她叫什么来着？她的姓是…… What about Carol? What was her last name?
卡罗尔是个诗人， 她是“门萨俱乐部”的成员。所以…… Carol was a poet and a member of Mensa.
她打海洛因上瘾。 She was a heroin addict.
没错，她同时又打海洛因上瘾了。 可是我以为那是胰岛素，我怎么会知道！ Yes, but I thought it was insulin!
你知道…你知道你的问题在哪儿吗？ You know what the problem is?
他本人就是个问题！ This is the problem!
听着…听着，他还爱着你， 我一直是这样认为的。 Listen. He's still in love with you. I always said this.
我是说这也不能怪他。当然他还爱着你。 Who can blame him? Of course he is.
- 过来…过来，我的两个男人。 - 这就是症结所在。 - Come here, my two men. - That's the problem.
“两个男人”？我是为吉塞尔感到难过。 I'm pining after Giselle.
我们会给你找个人，我们会给你找个 相当正常的人， Wail find someone.
- 我不知道我们能否找个人， - 你真的会爱上她的。 I don't know if we will.
- 我们会的，我知道。 - 问题就在这里。 - We will. I know. - This is the problem.
什么事鬼鬼祟祟的？ 为什么约我来“哈里·温斯顿珠宝店”？ What's all the secrecy? Why Harry Winston's?
听着，我想让你帮我挑一下 给丝凯拉的订婚戒指。 I want you to help me pick an engagement ring for Skylar.
- 祝贺你啊！ - 是的，谢谢！ Congratulations.
你想要个订婚戒指，是吗？ You want an engagement ring.
是的，我们要结婚了。 呃…我要结婚了，不是和她。 Right, we're getting married. Or I am, not to her.
知道了。那么你想要多大尺寸的戒指呢？ I see. What size did you have in mind?
多大尺寸？ What size?
噢…呃…你知道，她不很胖， Well, I know she's not huge.
当然她也不很瘦。她的肉…… She's not bony, either.
- 要简约而雅致的？ - 就是这样的。 - Something simple but elegant? - That's it.
“简约而雅致”，正是！ 我告诉过你他是专家。 Simple but elegant. Exactly. I told you he was the guy.
比如说这个？ Like this one.
噢，天呐，这太漂亮了！ God, that's beautiful.
太完美了！ It's perfect.
这是我见过的最漂亮的戒指。 It's the most beautiful ring I ever saw.
那么我要付多少钱呢？我很喜欢。 What would that cost? I like it.
五万五。 $55,000.
你是说五万五美元？ $55,000, you said?
呃…我还是把它摘下来吧， 因为我不认为… Let me take it off then, because I don't think...
实际上当我再看一眼时，它真的与… Actually, as I look at it...
丝凯拉的品味不符，有点俗气。 it's not to Skylar's taste. It's tacky.
我是说，她可不是黑手党的新娘。 你能不能帮我出点主意？ She's not a Mafia bride. Help me.
这个也很可爱。 Here's a lovely one.
- 这个…这个很漂亮。 - 也很简约。呃…我不知…… That is pretty.
这个要多少钱？一千五？两千？ What'll it cost me? $1,500? $2,000?
- 八千。 - 八千美元？ $8,000.
- 这个还差不多，在可接受范围内。 - 是的，在可接受范围内。 It's more in the ballpark, in the right neighbourhood.
- 尽管不是我可接受的范围，但是…… - 更加可接受点了。 - Not my neighbourhood, but... - It's a better neighbourhood.
怎么了嘛？怎么了嘛？嗯？ 我们要结婚了啊！ What the hell, right? We're getting married.
- 你想要吗？ - 下个决心吧。 Let's do it.
- 你知道，它很雅致。 - 我想它绝对是一枚雅致的戒指。 I think it's an absolutely exquisite ring.
我的女孩不在乎什么戒指， My baby don't care for rings...
或其它的贵重物品。 or other expensive things.
我的女孩只在乎我。 My baby just cares for me.
我的女孩不喜欢… My baby don't go for...
豪华的劳斯莱斯车。 big Rolls-Royces.
她的选择有时令人感到困惑。 There's sometimes a doubt about her choices.
我的女孩不在乎拥有什么… My baby don't care to own...
14克拉的钻石。 some 14-carat stone.
她明智而又通情达理。 She's sensible as can be.
我的女孩不在乎人们怎么看。 My baby don't care who knows it.
我的女孩只在乎我。 My baby just cares for me.
他如此幸福，自从他… He's so happy since the day...
深陷情网，全身心投入。 he fell in love in a real big way.
有人会爱上他，也颇让人感到意外。 And the big surprise is someone loves him too.
旁人很难猜透， It's difficult for us to see...
她究竟看上了他哪一点。 just what she could possibly see in he.
但这也正好说明，爱情的作用。 But it simply goes to prove what love can do.
他的女孩不在乎打扮， His baby don't care for shows.
他的女孩不在乎穿着。 His baby don't care for clothes.
我的女孩只在乎我！ My baby just cares for me!
其他人不会这么做！ Nobody else will do!
他的女孩不在乎毛皮衣料和精美织物， His baby don't care for furs and laces.
他的女孩不在乎去看跑马比赛… His baby don't care for races...
或高档场所。 or high-toned places.
- 我的女孩对体育没太大兴趣， - 不正常。 - My baby's not much for sports... - Gets out of sorts.
例如网球比赛。 Like running round tennis courts.
说心里话我很高兴… I must say I'm glad that she...
他很高兴… He's glad to say that she...
她有着明智的选择。 has made such a fine selection.
我的女孩只在乎我！ My baby just cares for me!
他的女孩只在乎…… His baby just cares for...
我的女孩只在乎我！ My baby just cares for me!
“霍尔登·思朋斯夫人”， Mrs Holden Spence.
“丝凯拉·思朋斯”。我喜欢它的发音。 Skylar Spence. I love it.
知道吗？他今晚带她去“圆环饭店”用的晚餐。 He's taking her to Le Cirque tonight.
- 带她去“圆环饭店”啦？真的吗？ - 我想他会向她求婚吧。 - No kidding? - I think he's going to propose.
- 听着，不是说我吹嘘，是我介绍他们认识的。 - 是啊，“介绍他们认识”， And I introduced them.
早听你吹过了，爸。 We've heard it, Dad.
确实是我！真的是我！他来我们律师行工作， I did. He came to work at our law firm.
他来的第一天站在那儿，我就对自己说： The first day I said:
“这孩子很棒，给人脚踏实地的感觉。 他和她太般配了。” 'This kid's great. His feet are on the ground. He's perfect for her.'
弗里达，面条里怎么没放酱？ Frieda, the pasta has no sauce.
这是巴伐利亚面条，不需要搁任何酱！ Bavarian pasta doesn't need sauce.
意大利面条才需要搁酱。 意大利人都是衰人！ Italian pasta needs sauce. The italians were weak.
好吧，行了，给我来点胡椒粉，可以吗？ Fine. Give me some pepper.
我无法理解你们！你们遏制犯罪的办法 难道就是让罪犯逍遥法外吗？ Your solution to rampant crime is just to let criminals go free?
- 不，查尔斯·费里应该获得假释。 - 这…这怎么回事？ No. Charles Ferry deserves a parole.
开玩笑吧？你希望像他这样的人 在大街上晃悠？ You want someone like this out on the streets?
“持枪抢劫、袭击…用致命武器袭击、企图越狱。” Armed robbery, assault, attempted escape.
- 他从小受尽虐待。 - 有点同情心吧。 - He was an abused child. - Have some compassion.
他这辈子大部分时间都呆在监狱里， 就因为他有一个可怕的童年， He went to prison for life because of his horrible childhood.
一个你所无法想象的童年。 Something you know nothing about.
- 然后一个错误接着另一个错误…… - “一个错误接着…”，开玩笑！ - Then one mistake... - Are you kidding?
不公正的审判，腐败的法官…… A bad trial, corrupt judges...
镇静，你们都镇静点！ Calm down, both of you.
- 我不想和你再争论下去了。 - 我也听不下去了，一派胡言！ - I don't want to discuss this. - I can't listen to this.
- 我的皮夹子呢？ - 你要去哪儿？ - I need my wallet. - Where're you going?
去“马球球场”。有场“巨人队【纽约】” 和“红雀队【圣路易】”的比赛。 The Polo Grounds. Giants and Cardinals are playing.
不…不，老爸，你不能出去。 如果你想出去走一走，一定要让弗里达陪着。 You can't go out. If you want to take a walk, go with Frieda.
可是今天就有比赛啊，你看今天是“劳工日”。 But they're playing today, Labour Day.
现在才六月份，老爷爷！【“劳工日”在九月】 It's June, Grandpa.
“马球球场”几年前就关闭了。 The Polo Grounds closed years ago.
- 因下雨取消比赛啦？ - 弗里达，带他去散会儿步。 - Rained out? - Take him for a short walk.
- 让他去呼吸点新鲜空气。 - 不，我不想和弗里达一起去。 No, I'm not going with Frieda.
不，不，不和她一起去。 我可不需要一条德国牧羊犬！ No, no, not with her. I don't need a German Shepherd.
好好散步去吧。 Take a nice walk.
你知道孩子们会怎么说？ You know what the kids say?
他们认为今晚霍尔登会给 丝凯拉一点小的惊喜。 They think Holden's giving a surprise to Skylar tonight.
是啊，要是你再这样八卦下去， 就不会有什么惊喜了。 If you keep gossiping about it, it won't be a surprise.
我让你别说的。 I told you not to tell.
我走了啊。要是明妮打电话来， 告诉她我去“马球球场”了。 I'm going out. If Minnie calls, tell her I'm at the Polo Grounds.
- 快点，去吧！ - 明妮死了有20年了，爷爷。 Minnie's been dead 20 years.
我不想和你争，我只是说要是明妮 打电话来，告诉她晚些时候我在家。 I'm not arguing that. But if she calls, i'll be home later.
你们看，21岁结婚太早了。 21 is too young to get married.
但是…这如果不是霍尔登的话， 我会全力反对。 If this was anyone but Holden, i'd be against it.
我35岁之前是不会结婚的， No way I'm getting married till I'm 35.
之后也许我会找个女的生活在一起。 Then I'll probably live with a woman.
噢，为什么你老开这种玩笑？ Why do you make these jokes?
你喜欢霍尔登，对吗？ You like Holden, right?
是啊，是啊。你看，我不是说霍尔登有问题， 是丝凯拉有问题，她是个浪漫的傻瓜。 The problem is Skylar. She's a romantic twit.
是啊，她的问题是霍尔登对她来说，不够浪漫。 Holden's not romantic enough for her.
那又怎么样？那又怎么样？ 她还是会和他结婚，不是吗？ So what? She's going to marry him, right?
我希望如此。她结婚后我想住她的房间。 I hope so. I want her room when she does.
不，我是认真的。我是说我看不出任何理由 她为什么不欣然接受他。 She should leap at this guy.
丝凯拉患有“白马王子综合症”。 Skylar suffers from white knight syndrome.
自从她开始有了荷尔蒙，知道吗？ 她就一直在等某个…我不知道… Since her hormones kicked in, she's hoped for some...
某个富于魅力的男孩，好让她一见倾心。 charismatic guy to sweep her off her feet.
好吧，好吧，那么霍尔登就是那位“年轻的洛金瓦”，不行吗？ 【沃尔特·司各特的叙事诗《玛密恩（Marmion）》中的年轻骑士】 So Holden is that young Lochinvar, all right?
他是那位“年轻的呆瓜”。 He's a young schnook.
好吧，他是个“呆瓜”，但他是个 “可爱的呆瓜”。他很不错！而你的…… He's a schnook, but he's a loveable schnook.
这算什么认可！ 我永远也不会带个男孩子回家。 What an endorsement! I'm never bringing a guy home.
首先，他根本不是个呆瓜。 In the first place, he's not a schnook.
我是个梦想家， I'm a dreamer...
我们不都是吗？ aren't we all?
只是个梦想家， Just a dreamer...
我们不都是吗？ aren't we all?
在我梦中，仿佛每晚… In my dreams, each night it seems...
我的爱人都来看我。 my sweetheart comes to call.
他那么的迷人、强壮和高大， He's so charming, strong and tall.
令我担心不能自拔。 It's alarming howl fall.
他很完美， He's ideal.
但是他并不真实，所以我是个傻瓜。 But then he isn't real and I'm a fool.
可是我们不都是吗？ But aren't we all?
我在想我能否告诉你我的打算？ Can I tell you how I see us?
怎样打算？ How?
我们结婚，然后我们搬去沙伦， 和我父母住在一起。 We get married and we live by my parents in Sharon.
噢，我可不想离开纽约。 I could never leave New York.
对了，我把我父母留在沙伦， 当然我们要在纽约生活。 We leave my parents in Sharon, right? We live in New York.
因为将来我们也许要有套很大的房子， 如果我们有四个孩子的话。 It's just that we may want more space if we have 4 kids.
我想要两个孩子。 I want two children.
两个孩子，两个最好了！ Two is perfect.
对我来说，两个恰到好处， Two is perfect for me...
因为你看四个的话就… because four is...
真的有点多了，嗯… really a lot and...
你看你和孩子们呆在家里…… you'll stay at home...
不，我要工作。 No, I'll be working.
我是说在你没做全职工作的时候。 当然你会有个全职的工作，搞新闻。 When not working full-time. You'll have a career. Journalism.
搞建筑。 Architecture.
搞建筑？什么时候你想搞建筑？ Architecture? Since when?
我不知道，只是现在我有这样的想法。 I don't know, just some thoughts I've had.
想法？我是说你学的是新闻，但是…… I mean, you majored in journalism, but...
重要的是…关键是我认为… The important thing is...
看起来我们对每一件事的观点都完全一致。 that we agree on just about everything, it seems.
要我上甜点了吗，先生？ Shall I bring the dessert, sir?
噢，甜点，该上甜点了。好的，上吧。 It's time for dessert? Yes, it is.
原谅我失陪片刻， 有件小事要处理一下。 Excuse me a second. I'll just tend to a small matter.
按您吩咐，已经准备好了，思朋斯先生。 It's ready, just as you wished.
- 你认为这能行吗？ - 希望能行。 Think it'll work?
噢，太完美了！完美之极，恩伯托。 That's perfect, Umberto.
很高兴您喜欢，先生。 Glad you like it, sir.
给你看一下我最后的筹码。 Let me show you my end of the deal.
可爱之极，嗯？瞧瞧！ That's a honey, huh?
我是下了狠心的，跟你实说了吧。 Set me back a bit, I don't mind saying.
当然。很棒的主意，我要说，非常浪漫。 I'm sure. A brilliant idea. Very romantic.
对的，我就是个浪漫的人。 That's the kind of guy I am.
可以看出来。 I can see that.
这儿，我要把戒指…放在这儿。 Here we go. I'm just going to lay that right there.
- 会让她大吃一惊的，是吗？ - 当然，先生。 Will that knock her socks off?
现在上吗？ Shall we?
上吧，看你的了，恩伯托。 Go ahead. I'm relying on you.
祝您好运，先生！ Good luck.
没什么事吧？ Everything okay?
都搞定了。 No problem.
- 我们要份甜食吗？ - 我已经要了。 - Shall we order dessert? - I did.
你要了？ You did?
我知道你喜欢擅作主张的家伙， 所以这次我就替你作主了。 You like take-charge guys, and I'm coming through for you.
哦，这可不象你。 It's not like you.
- 尝尝吧。恩伯托，麻烦你把它…打开好吗？ - 遵命，先生。 Anything for you. Umberto, will you do the honours?
噢，天呐，太好吃了！ My God, it's delicious!
桃子，我最喜欢的味道。 Peach, my favourite flavour.
- 太美味了。你想干嘛？ - 你在干嘛？你在…快停下！ - It's delicious. - What are you doing? Stop!
- 甜食的其它部分呢？ - 你什么意思？ - Where's the rest of it? - What?
通常放的搅打奶油和樱桃到哪儿去了？ The cream and the cherry!
- 我吃掉了。 - 你把戒指吃掉啦？ - I ate them. - You ate the ring?
什么戒指？ What?
- 亲爱的，我给你买了个钻石戒指。 - 是吗？ - I bought you a diamond ring. - You did?
我去“哈里·温斯顿”买的。 At Harry Winston's.
在哪儿呢？ Where is it?
我把它放在冰淇淋果冻里了。 It was on the dessert.
为什么啊？ Why?
- 我以为那会很浪漫！ - 你以为把戒指放在冰淇淋里会很浪漫？ - I thought it'd be romantic! - To put a ring on ice cream?
嘿，这不是我的主意，这是DJ的主意。 It wasn't my idea, it was DJ's.
她说这会带来戏剧性的效果，真不敢相信！ She said it would give it dramatic flair.
我把钻戒吃下去啦？ I ate a diamond ring?
我才转身两秒钟，你就把八千块钱 吞下去了，太难相信了！ I turn round for 2 seconds and $8,000 goes down your throat.
我吞掉了…噢，上帝啊！ Oh, my God!
镇静，镇静，保持镇静！ Stay calm.
噢，上帝啊，它有多大？ How big was it?
它很别致，相信我，有颗大的钻石。 It was a big rock.
- 我吞掉了什么？一克拉还是二克拉？ - 一点五克拉。 - I swallowed what, a carat? - A karat-and-a-half.
- 你想来两根胡萝卜吗，女士？ - 我要死了！ - You'd like two carrots? - I'm dying!
- 你不会死的，你不会死。 - 出了什么事吗，先生？ - You're not. - Something wrong, sir?
她只是把一件小珠宝吞了下去，没事的。 Just swallowed a little jewelry, it's all right.
- 你怎么能这样？ - 吃你们的饭吧。 - How could you? - Enjoy your dinner.
我怎么能这样？亲爱的，大部分人 开吃之前都会看一下他们的食物。 How could I? Most people look at their food before plunging into it.
让我看看你的嘴里。 Let me check your mouth.
我想它不会给你造成什么危害。 This isn't much of a problem.
你可以看到，它很大，在够得着的地方。 It's in an accessible place.
这绝对是枚漂亮的戒指，单粒钻石，够经典！ It's an absolutely beautiful ring.
完美的选择！祝贺你！ A brilliant choice.
噢，祝贺你，姑娘！ Congratulations, girl.
它太美了。 It is beautiful.
凯蒂，凯蒂快看，她订婚了！ Look, she got engaged.
那么它有多大？两克拉？ What is it, two karats?
不，一点五克拉。 One-and-a-half.
噢，人造白金的吗？ White gold?
不，十足铂白金的。 Solid platinum.
铂白金的？不错。 That's good.
- 在“哈里·温斯顿”买的。 - 噢，你付了多少？ - Harry Winston's. - How much?
八千。 8,000.
八千？六千我就可以从我妹夫的店里 给你拿个同样的戒指。 I can get the same ring for you for 6 from my brother-in-law.
- 你把钱都付给店名了。 - 我太为你高兴了，他是个出色的男人。 - You're paying for the name. - He's a wonderful man.
我会落下疤痕吗？ Am I going to scar?
医生看X光片，但他们很少笑。 Doctors look at X-rays but they seldom grin.
我通常是在外面… I'm always on the outside...
往里瞧。 looking in.
也许这就是为何我觉得可笑， Maybe that's why I see the funny side...
当我看到个倒霉的兄弟要娶新娘。 When I see a fallen brother take a bride.
婚礼令许多人忧伤。 Weddings make a lot of people sad.
但如果你不是那个新郎， But if you're not the groom...
你就不会感到太绝望。 you're not so bad.
又一位新娘，又一个新郎， Another bride, another groom...
又一个充满阳光的蜜月。 another sunny honeymoon.
又一个时机， Another season...
又一个缘由， another reason...
来喧闹疯狂。 for making whoopee.
有好多鞋子， A lot of shoes...
有好多谷子， a lot of rice...
新郎神经紧张， the groom is nervous...
他回答了两次【“我愿意”？】。 he answers twice.
搞得如此喧闹疯狂， It's really killing...
实在是有违… that's he's so willing...
他的愿望。 to make whoopee.
想象一个爱的小巢， Picture a little love nest...
现在周围缀满了玫瑰。 down where the roses cling...
就想象这个甜蜜的爱的小巢， picture the same sweet love nest...
一年后的情景。 think what a year can bring.
他会清洗锅碗瓢盘… He's washing dishes...
和婴儿的衣服， and baby clothes...
他甚至接受挑战， he's so ambitious...
来穿针引线。 he even sews.
但是别忘了，各位， But don't forget folks...
喧闹疯狂之后，各位， that's what you get, folks...
所产生的结果。 for making whoopee.
所产生的结果。 Just for making whoopee.
他会清洗锅碗瓢盘… He's washing dishes...
和婴儿的衣服， and baby clothes...
他甚至接受挑战， he's so ambitious...
来穿针引线。 he even sews.
但是别忘了，各位， But don't forget folks...
所产生的结果，各位…… that's what you get, folks...
夏天来了，莲恩和劳拉在 “大都会博物馆”打工， Summer came, and Lane and Laura got jobs at the Met...
周末则去海边度假。 and spent weekends at the beach.
老妈组织了些艺术家和作家， 为查尔斯·费里的假释而四处请愿。 Mom organised a petition for Charles Ferry's parole.
这成了她新近热衷的事业。 Her new pet cause.
她甚至访问了监狱， 并对里面的条件深感震惊。 She even visited the prison and was appalled by the conditions.
我们需要的是开放性的监狱。 What we need are open prisons.
空间，有更大的空间， 以治愈精神受到创伤的人们。 Space where the damaged human spirit can heal.
我呼吁给他们机会， 让他们参与装饰自己的牢房， Give them an opportunity to decorate their own cells...
用他们个人自己的装饰品。 with their own personal decorators.
有更好的伙食， And better cuisine.
用欧洲食谱。 European menus.
至于我，你知道，这些年来， 我习惯了将夏日一分为二： As for me, over the years I was used to splitting summers up...
七月和老妈呆在纽约， 八月和老爸呆在欧洲。 July with Mom in New York, and August with Dad in Europe.
通常是在巴黎， 但这一次，他带我去了威尼斯。 Usually it was Paris, but this time he took me to Venice.
我想他还在想把吉塞尔踹了他 这件事，尽快从他记忆里抹去。 I think he wanted to get over memories of losing Giselle.
我想要说的是， 要是谈起浪漫的城市， All I can say is if we're talking about romantic cities...
那么这里有最帅的男孩， they've got the most gorgeous guys there...
他们总是对你爱抚有加。 这感觉太好了！ and they can't keep their hands off you. It's great.
一开始的整个星期对我来说， 简直象在天堂——我纵情狂欢， The first week was just heaven for me. Having a ball...
坐在“贡多拉”上四处漫游。 sailing on gondolas.
然而老爸，他只是一个人闷在旅馆里。 But Dad just seemed to hang around the hotel.
吉塞尔依然在困扰着他。 Giselle was still haunting him.
我的爱完结了， I'm through with love.
再也不会堕入情网。 I'll never fall again.
和爱说“再会”， Said 'adieu' to love.
再也不会呼唤。 Don't ever call again.
因为我必须拥有你，不会再有其他人， For I must have you or no-one.
因此我的爱已经彻底完结。 And so I'm through with love.
我紧锁心扉， I've locked my heart...
把我的感情深埋在那儿。 I'll keep my feelings there.
贮藏于我心中的， I've stocked my heart...
只有冰冷彻骨的空气。 with icy frigid air.
我不想再爱上任何人， And I mean to fall for no-one...
因为我的爱已经彻底完结。 because I'm through with love.
我只是觉得有负罪感。 I feel so guilty.
- 你应该玩得开心。 - 是很开心。 - You should have fun. - I am.
我仍然想不通我和吉塞尔 究竟哪儿出了岔子。 I still can't figure out what went wrong with Giselle.
你知道吗？我一直认为她有点水性杨花。 I always thought she was a little flighty.
有点水性杨花？是啊。 你要喝点什么吗？我要来杯啤酒。 Want a drink? I'll have a beer.
好的，一杯贝利尼香槟。 A Bellini.
你看，我这样给你点忠告吧。 Let me give you this advice.
在现实中，当一段感情破裂时， 当然我不希望它发生， When a relationship breaks up, and I hope they don't...
你最好是那个“离开者”而不是那个 “被离开者”，因为“离开者”离开， Better to be the leaver than the leavee, 'cause the leaver leaves.
你明白我的意思吧？ 而“被离开者”被离开。 But the leavee is left.
这太糟了。 It's terrible.
你看，“离开者”大不了只会有一点 成为幸存者的负罪感。 The worst that happens to the leaver is a little survivor guilt.
你最好最多也只有这样的幸存者的负罪感。 Survivor guilt is the worst thing that should ever happen to you.
好吧。明天我会一直陪着你。 Tomorrow i'll spend with you.
明天…没有必要，真的。 It's not necessary, really.
噢…噢，别转身！就是那一对夫妇！ Don't turn round. That couple!
- 别转身。 - 谁？ - Don't turn round. - Who?
我和你谈起过她， 前几天我看见她来这儿的。 I told you about her. I saw her check in the other day.
她真的很招人爱，但是我想她结婚了。 She's lovely, but I think she's married.
她…她可爱吗？ Isn't she?
噢，天呐！ Oh, my God!
很漂亮，是吗？ Beautiful, right?
我知道她是谁。 I know who she is.
你开玩笑！ You're kidding.
不，我怎么把她给忘了？ 她对你再合适不过了。 Why didn't I think of it? She's perfect for you.
合适？她怎么可能再合适不过了？她结婚了。 How can she be? She's married.
不，她的婚姻并不如意。你会爱上她的。 Not happily married. You'd love her.
那么告诉我，她究竟是谁？ 你怎么会认识她的？ Who is she? How'd you know her?
我朋友的妈妈是她的心理医生， 我了解她的方方面面。 My friend's mother's her shrink. I know everything about her.
- 你开玩笑？她叫什么？ - 我不知道。 - What's her name? - I don't know.
你什么意思，你不知道？ What do you mean?
- 你怎么回事？别再逗我了。她是谁？快告诉我！ - 我没逗你。 What's wrong with you? Stop teasing me.
她是研究艺术史的，她来这里 是为了看丁托列托的画。 She's an art historian, and she's here to see the Tintorettos.
知道我在想什么吗？ Know what I'm thinking?
- 瞧你一脸坏样。 - 真是天赐良机。 You've got that look on your face.
她每天早晨都一个人去慢跑， 你也可以去，然后撞上她。 She jogs every morning. You can bump into her.
不了，多谢！她是个结了婚的女人。 No thanks. She's married.
我跟你说了，她的婚姻并不如意。 I'm telling you, not happily married.
完全不般配，男的是个什么演员。 Complete mismatch. The guy is some actor.
总之，他明天不会打搅到你，因为他睡得很晚。 所以你不会有什么问题。 He won't interfere tomorrow, he sleeps late. No problem.
你可以遇见她，她绝对是一个人。 我完全可以肯定，绝对完美。 You can meet her. She'll be alone. I know it for a fact.
我体能不行了，慢跑不了。我做不了。 I'm out of shape. I can't jog.
你看，有多个星期没碰我的跑步机了， I haven't touched my treadmill in weeks.
572个星期，也就是说11年了。 我会喘不上气。 572 weeks, that's 11 years.
别那样瞧着我，我不会干的。 Stop looking at me like that. I won't do it.
我要给你去弄套慢跑服，然后明早… We're going to get you some jogging clothes. Tomorrow...
她真的…她真的令人难忘。 She is really something.
你就去跑步。 You're going to jog.
- 对不起！ - 对不起，你没事吧？ Sorry, are you okay?
- 没事，你也没事吧？ - 没事。 Yes, are you all right?
你知不知道“格利第旅馆”怎么走？ Do you know where the Hotel Gritti is?
呃…我想你应该往回跑。 I think it's that way.
在那儿吗？因为我…当你在 威尼斯慢跑时，仿佛一切都象…… Over there? Because I... jogging in Venice is so...
迷宫似的。 Labyrinthine.
你没事吧？ You okay?
没事，我很好。我们得保持体形， 所以我每天慢跑。你呢？ Yes, I'm fine. You must keep in shape. I jog every day. You?
是的，我也是。 I do.
- 你是美国人？ - 是的。 You're American?
- 一个伟大的国家，不是吗？ - 美丽的国家。 It's a great country.
- 山川和牧场… - 噢…对，美国。 The mountains and the prairies...
还有大海，你知道， 白色的浪花等等…… the oceans, you know, white foam and everything...
你没事吧？你没事吧？ Are you okay?
- 坐下来。 - 不，我没事。 - Sit down. - No, I'm okay.
我没事，只是感到胸口有点疼， 并向我的胳膊蔓延，但是…… Just a chest pain radiating down my arm, but...
你心脏不好。 That's your heart.
不，我是太紧张了，每隔几天我就会紧张。 No, it's stress. I get it every other day.
你叫什么名字？ What's your name?
芳，你在这儿呐。 Here you are.
我在给他指路。你没事吧？ I was giving him directions. You okay?
快跑，你不是要跑三英里吗？快点！ You wanted to do 3 miles.
你还好吧？ You okay?
- 是的，我没事。 - 呼吸，保持呼吸。 - Yes, I'm fine. - Just breathe. Breathe.
先是我几乎倒毙，我喘不上气。 接着是他丈夫出现了。 I nearly died. Couldn't breathe. Then her husband showed up.
他丈夫出现了，哈？这可很稀罕。 Her husband came? That's rare.
稀罕？我们家族有冠状动脉血栓的也很稀罕。 So is coronary thrombosis in our family.
噢，你知道她名字啦？ Did you get her name?
芳，芳妮。 Von. Vonnie.
听着，她狂迷丁托列托， 她正在写一本有关他的书。 She's passionate about Tintoretto. She's writing a book about him.
显然她来这儿是为了访问“圣·罗可大学院”。 She's obviously here to visit the Scuola Grande di San Rocco.
我不明白你为什么跟我扯这些。 为什么给我这些艺术书籍？ I don't know what this means. Why all these art books?
她会去那所“学院”，而他不会去。 他们没有共同语言。 She'll be at the Scuola. He won't. They have nothing in common.
你会再次和她相遇。 既然地基已经奠好，所以你说： You bump into her. The groundwork's been laid. You say...
“你好，我们慢跑时见过面，是吗？” 'Didn't we meet jogging?'
噢，是啊：“我就是那天突发 心脏病的家伙。”她肯定没忘掉。 'The guy with the stroke.' She'll remember.
然后，你的有关她最喜欢画家的 渊博学识，会给她留下深刻的印象。 Then you impress her with your knowledge of her favourite painter.
嘿，你逗我玩哪！ You're kidding.
我的…我的有关艺术的知识仅限于 柯克·道格拉斯扮演了文森特·梵高。 My art knowledge is limited to Kirk Douglas as Van Gogh.
我怎么会了解这些玩意儿？ What do I know about this?
相信我吧，老爸：在我们离开威尼斯之前， 你的嘴唇会贴住她的嘴唇。 Trust me. Before we leave Venice, your lips will be pressed to hers.
好啊，可惜我把我的唇膏忘在纽约了。 Unfortunately I left my Chapstick in New York.
这什么意思？ What is this?
“他笔触的运速……” 'The rapidity of his brush strokes...'
“明暗配合。” 'Chiaroscuro.'
“色彩的喷发。” 'Outbursts of colour.'
我将我所知道的有关芳的一切都告诉了老爸， I told Dad everything I knew about Von.
而他加紧研究他的有关丁托列托的书。 He studied his Tintoretto book.
我告诉他她喜欢什么，厌恶什么， 她最深处的情感…… I told him her likes, her dislikes, her deepest feelings...
她的一切，从她对波拉-波拉【太平洋小岛】 以及马勒第四交响曲的热爱， everything from her passion for Bora-Bora and Mahler's 4th...
到她最喜欢的花——非洲雏菊。 to her favourite flower, the African Daisy.
我是说，一切的一切。 I mean, everything.
当他那天下午在“丁托列托博物馆”现身时， When he went to the museum that day...
他俨然可以就这个专题开门课了。 he could've given a course on the subject.
- 又见面了。 - 嗨！ Hello again.
天呐！ Goodness!
你活着，你怎么样啊？我当时很担心。 You lived. How are you? I was concerned.
不，不，我很好。你知道， 我直接就回了旅馆，然后… No, no, I was fine. I went back to the hotel and...
让门房给我的心脏起搏器上了点油， 你知道，我…我…… had the concierge oil my pacemaker and, you know, I...
顺便介绍一下，我叫乔·柏林。 Incidentally, my name's Joe Berlin.
芳妮·塞代尔。 Vonnie Sydell.
是啊，这样的巧合真有意思。 我们在这儿相见，两个纽约人… A funny coincidence. I see you here, two New Yorkers...
在威尼斯慢跑，我们不期而遇，这…… jogging in Venice and we bump into each other.
你怎么知道我是纽约人？ How'd you know I was a New Yorker?
不，我并不知道。我只是， 你知道，瞎猜了一下…… No, I didn't. I just assumed...
但是你问的这个问题绝对有道理， But you're completely correct to ask that question.
你问得很好，你知道， 你不应该觉得不好意思。 It's a good question. You shouldn't be ashamed of it.
我在84大街和里弗赛德住。 你在纽约住哪儿？ I live on 84th and Riverside. Where in New York do you live?
我住巴黎。我以前在纽约， 但现在我在巴黎定居。 In Paris. I was a New Yorker but I settled in Paris.
但是我经常回纽约，因为我喜欢那儿。 But I come back to New York all the time. I love it there.
你为什么来这里？ What brings you here?
到威尼斯后不可能 不来参观丁托列托的画， I wouldn't come to Venice without checking out the Tintorettos.
因为他是这个世界上我最喜欢的大师。 Because he's my favourite master in the world.
我是说我崇拜他的作品，为之疯狂。 I just adore his work. I'm crazy about it.
他是个深邃的天才。 He was a deep genius.
最深邃的。 The deepest.
他笔触的运速… The rapidity of his brush strokes...
明暗配合… Chiaroscuro...
色彩的喷发… Outbursts of colour...
他对内敛姿态的表现能力…… His capacity for controlled gesture...
生于1519年，一直活到了1594年， Born in 1519, only to die again in 1594...
但是我们大部分人也都终有一死。 but that's the way it happens to most of us.
那么你真的非常欣赏他的作品。 You have a real appreciation of his work.
我怎么可能不欣赏一个尽管个子不高， How could I not appreciate a man who was short in stature...
但却有着尊严和顽强秉性的人？ but with a proud and obstinate nature...
他创作了16世纪… who painted outside the...
威尼斯学院会堂的外壁。 the academic conventions of 16th century Venice?
你做什么工作，柏林先生？ What do you do?
你可以叫我乔。 Call me Joe.
我…我…是个作家，主要是写小说。 I'm a writer. A novelist, mostly.
乔·柏林…… Joe Berlin...
我看过你的一本书。 I saw one of your books.
是的，我想起来了，它有个非常迷人的封面。 I remember it had a very sexy cover.
那是在第5大街的摊子上， 一个专卖99美分一本的箱子里。 It was at the stalls on 5th Avenue, the 99 cent bin.
噢，你知道，也许那是让人熟悉的价格。 You know, probably the get-acquainted price.
有时他们会那样做。 They'll do that.
你看，在美国对我的作品总是评价不一， In the United States I'm considered controversial...
但是在巴黎，你知道，那里的人们 有更好的文学修养， but in Paris, where they have an ear for literature...
你知道，他们能一眼认出谁是天才，譬如说… they were quick to recognise the genius of...
坡和福克纳，还有我。 Poe and Faulkner and myself.
从本质上说，你看，我是个相当简单的人。 Basically, you see, I'm a simple guy.
我只是想在巴黎生活，也许… My idea is just to live in Paris and maybe...
你知道，爱上什么人， you know, fall in love and...
一起在雨中… take walks...
散散步， in the rain and...
一起听听音乐，比如… Listen to music like...
特别是比如说马勒的第四交响曲。 particularly maybe Mahler's 4th.
这简直像是出自我口！ This could be me talking.
是吗？ Could it?
- 马勒的第四彻底征服了我。 - 噢…是的，马勒的第四，毫无疑问。 Mahler's 4th, no question.
你看，我不是一个…呃… See, I'm not a...
人们怎么说来着，喜欢当代技术的人。 what you'd call a technology guy.
我讨厌当代技术。 I hate it.
我知道，我一眼就看出来了。 I know, I can tell.
我…呃…我仍然用… I still work on...
那种非常老式的、非便携式的打字机…… one of those old-fashioned portable typewriters...
你是说你也没有向计算机时代屈服？ So you haven't succumbed to the computer age?
你知道我喜欢简单的生活。 我喜欢坐在巴黎的家中写作， I like the simple life. I like to sit at home in Paris and write...
也许时不时地访问下纽约， 而在夏天… maybe visit New York a certain amount, and in summer...
也许找个… maybe spend some time...
浪漫的地方度假，比如说… someplace romantic, like...
波拉-波拉。 Bora-Bora.
我热爱波拉-波拉。自从我第一次 去过以后，就无法从我心头抹去。 I love Bora-Bora. Since I first went, I still think about it.
那是自然，它太美了。 Naturally, it's beautiful.
在夜晚，星星如此明亮， 你甚至可以在星空下…… At night, the stars are so luminous you can practically read by them.
- 星空下阅读。 - 星空下阅读，对！ Read by them, yes.
你没事吧？ Are you okay?
你有点…你的眼中… You got a...a little...
怎么有点湿润了？ mist appeared in your eye then.
我想你是不是要哭了，我肯定，你要哭了。 I thought you were going to cry, I swear.
不，我…我还好。 No, I'm okay.
- 你肯定吗？有什么不对劲吗？ - 不，呃…… Is something wrong?
有什么不对吗？你没事吧？ What's wrong?
- 没什么不对，只是有些事情太对了。 - 是吗？ Nothing's wrong. Something's exactly so right.
呆在这儿等一秒钟，我马上回来。 Wait here. I'll be right back.
我的一生… All my life...
都在等待你的出现， I've been waiting for you.
我的知己。 My wonderful one.
我已经开始生活。 I've begun living.
我的一生… All my life...
我所有的爱… All my love...
都在等待你的出现。 has been waiting for you.
我的生活因此升华， My life is sublime...
因为我要献给你… now that I'm giving...
我所有的爱… All my love...
我给你件礼物。 I got you a present.
非洲雏菊，这是我最喜欢的花！ An African Daisy. My favourite.
你看，今晚你有什么打算？ What are you doing tonight?
我想格雷格和我有安排。 I think Greg and I have plans.
嘿，进展如何？ How'd it go?
她很棒，绝对棒！你跟我说的 都千真万确，很好… She was great. Whatever you told me was right on the money.
我感到内疚。 I feel guilty.
为什么？ Why?
为什么？因为，你知道，我让她流泪了。 她说她感觉和我很近。 Because I made her cry. She said she felt close to me.
这么说你已经攻占了滩头阵地， 那么接下来就赢得整个战役吧。 So? You've established a beachhead. Now win the battle.
噢，别忘了往她的背部吹气， 两肩胛之间，那会令她如醉如痴。 Remember to blow between her shoulder blades. She goes crazy.
嘿，我不会这么做的。她和她 心理医生之间的谈话都是隐私，你知道。 I won't do it. What's between her and her shrink is private.
你想干嘛？给我一份她全身 性感部位的示意图？ Are you going to give me a map of her erogenous zones?
爸，你今晚一定要去见她！ Are you seeing her tonight?
不！她有家室。 No. She's married.
听着，那不是真实的我，我根本分不清 波拉-波拉还是沃拉-沃拉【美国城市】。 Listen, I don't know Bora-Bora from Walla-walla.
我也不知道什么丁托列托！ What do I know about Tintoretto?
我不知道“明暗配合”和 “赛格雷多面酱”有什么区别。这简直是…… I can't tell the difference between chiaroscuro and spaghetti sauce.
千万别忘了往她肩胛之间吹气。 Remember to blow between her shoulder blades.
我不会往她肩胛之间吹气，你知道。 再说，我用的是文字处理软件，而不是打字机。 I won't do it. Plus, I use a word processor, not a typewriter.
噢，对了，我希望你能穿得好一点， 因为今晚有个晚会。 I hope you have something great to wear. There's a party tonight.
晚会？ Party?
我想让你认识个人。 I want to introduce you to someone.
爸， Dad...
这是阿尔贝托。 this is Alberto.
- 你好。 - 认识你很高兴。 Nice to meet you.
这些都是什么人？ Hello. Who are all these people?
威尼斯人，朋友，城里的客人。 Venetians. Friends, guests in town.
你喜欢威尼斯吗？ Enjoying your stay in Venice?
太喜欢了，最奇妙的城市。不信你问她。 It's the best. She'll tell you.
爸，我想让你见一下阿尔贝托， 因为我希望你第一个知道： Dad, you should be the first to know.
我们要结婚了。 We're getting married.
太好了。告诉我那会在哪一个世纪， 到时候我会租一套完美的正式的晚礼服。 Wonderful. Tell me what century and i'll rent a tux.
就在一月份。 This January.
你说什么？ Pardon me?
就在一月份。 This January.
一月份？开玩笑？当然你是开玩笑。 You're joking.
我爱上了朱娜。 I'm in love with Djuna.
我们都爱这个小姑娘， 因为她很可爱，但是你…… We all love her, because she's adorable, but you are...
这一定是个玩笑。 This is a jest.
准确地说，定在一月十五号。 January 15th, to be exact.
那是他妈妈的生日。 It's his mother's birthday.
一个玩笑，开个玩笑，我没错吧？ A joke, am I right?
不是玩笑。 Not at all.
原谅我失陪一会儿。 Excuse me a second.
过来，到这边来，我想和你谈谈， 就一会儿，就一秒钟。 Come. I want to talk a minute.
- 到这边来，就一分钟。你在说什么啊？ - 抱歉。 - What are you talking about? - Sorry.
告诉我这只是个玩笑， 否则的话那会是场大灾难。 Tell me it's a joke, or there'll be carnage.
我们互相迷恋着对方。 We're crazy about each other.
你怎么可能迷恋…？ 你五天之前才认识的这个家伙。 How can you be...? You met this guy 5 days ago.
那又怎样？ So?
什么怎样，你脑子进水了吗？ Are you having a breakdown?
为什么啊？就因为我恋爱了？ Why, because I'm in love?
你什么意思，恋爱了？ 他…他…是干什么的啊？ What do you mean, in love? What does he do?
他是“贡多拉”的船夫。 He's a gondolier.
不用，谢谢！他是那种身穿 条纹衬衣、头戴帽子的家伙吗？ One of the guys with a striped shirt and a hat?
没有帽子。 No hat.
- 你什么意思，没有帽子？ - 意思就是他不戴帽子。 - What do you mean? - He doesn't wear a hat.
你简直疯了！你看，你…你…… This is crazy! What are you gonna...
跟我谈谈，你想怎么样？ 你想说服我同意和个船夫结婚？ Talk to me. You're talking about getting married?
这太疯狂了！ That's insanity!
为什么说疯狂？ Why?
因为你还要上学，你还要 回去上哥伦比亚大学。 'Cause you're going to school, to Columbia.
你要…你要学新闻或者法律专业， 你知道，而不是什么划船。 You're going to major in journalism or law, not rowing.
以前也有人放弃过哥伦比亚大学，有过先例。 People have dropped out of Columbia before.
你不应该被一个认识 才一个星期的家伙拐跑… You're not going to run off with a guy you just met...
而且他还是个划“贡多拉”的。 and who's a gondolier.
他是个诗人。 He's a poet.
他是个诗人？ A poet?
那么好吧，我来告诉你和“贡多拉”同韵的 是哪个词——“没里拉”。知道不？ Know what rhymes with gondolier? No Lira. Okay?
- 天哪，老爸！ - 所以说你别做梦了！ So forget it.
- 嗨！ - 嗨！又见面了！上帝啊，真太巧了！ Hello again. God, what a coincidence.
这是…呃…乔·格雷格。 This is Joe, Greg.
- 嗨！ - 嗨，你好！ How are you?
- 你是今天早上那个心脏……？ - 就是我。 - The one with the heart attack? - That was me.
你见到贝尔纳多·贝尔托鲁奇在里面吗？ Is Bernardo Bertolucci here?
- 我没认出他来。里面太疯狂了。 - 我必须见他一面。 - I wouldn't recognise him. - I have to meet him.
我先上去了。你想和他谈谈吗， 要是我找到他的话？ Mind if I go on?
- 里面太疯狂了。 - 我会给你拿点喝的下来。 - It's a madhouse. - I'll get you a drink.
- 太难以置信了，我是说…… - 是吗？ - Incredible. - Is it?
你参观过这个地方吗？我正想回家了。 Have you seen this place?
太奇妙了。 It's unbelievable.
你看，这整个建筑就像一座古老的宫殿， The whole thing is like an old palazzo.
真的非常非常美。 但是，你知道，里面真的很疯狂。 And it's really beautiful. But it's frantic in there.
嘿，你看上去很棒。 You look great.
哦，你不应该说这样的话。 Don't say that.
为什么？ Why?
嗯…我不喜欢别人恭维我。 I can't take a compliment.
你真的很棒。为什么不让恭维？ 对不起。我…… You're terrific. Why not? I'm sorry.
不，这是我的问题。 No, it's my problem.
为什么？难道会让你感到不好意思？ Why? Does it make you feel guilty?
呃…也许，我不知道。 你好像对我了如指掌，不是吗？ Maybe. I don't know. You've got all the answers.
不，我想你可能会感到不好意思。 I think it makes you feel guilty.
我想你可能会幻想… You must have fantasies of...
遇见个什么人…… maybe someone coming along that...
你也许经常梦见小船… You probably have dreams about boats...
或许是大船，也许甚至是… or ships maybe, or even...
你知道，比如说一个电梯… an elevator that...
你坐在电梯里，电梯越开越高，到达了顶层， You're on an elevator that goes higher and higher to the top floor.
但是它没有停下来，它还在一直开… And then it doesn't stop, it just goes...
穿过了屋顶，然后… through the roof and...
它仿佛带着你飞跃重洋…… it sort of flies you over the ocean...
我想我有点头晕， I think I'm going to faint.
头很晕。 I do.
你没事吧？ Are you okay?
没事，我有点受不了了… I'm a little overwhelmed and...
我很高兴你明天就要离开了。 I'm glad you're leaving tomorrow.
第二天一早，我们离开了威尼斯。 Next morning, we left Venice.
老爸飞去巴黎，我回到纽约。 Dad flew to Paris, I went to New York.
我迫不及待想告诉老妈 我要和阿尔贝托结婚了。 I couldn't wait to tell Mom about marrying Alberto.
他太帅了，又那么细致入微。 He was so beautiful, so sensitive.
我的计划是秋季学期之后，我就从 哥伦比亚大学退学，然后搬到意大利去住。 My plan was to leave Columbia and go to Italy after the fall.
对不起，这是我的。 Excuse me, that's mine.
不，这是…噢，是的，对不起。 I'm sorry.
噢，天呐！对不起，这不是我的。 I'm sorry. It's not mine.
没事。可能我们都是在“狩猎天地”买的。 We both shop at 'Hunting World.'
我就是在那儿买的。 That's where I got it.
噢，天呐！现在我确定这是我的了。 Now I know it's mine.
- 没事，我帮你捡。 - 谢谢。 I'll give you a hand.
你的胸衣…内衣。 Bra, underwear.
彼特拉克的商籁诗。 Petrarch's sonnets.
你是干什么的？ What do you do?
呃…那得看我遇见什么人了。 Depends on the guy.
不，开个玩笑。 No, just kidding.
我实际上…我呃…我为哥伦比亚大毒枭工作。 I work for the Columbian drug cartel.
是的，我把可卡因包装成礼品。 I gift-wrap the cocaine.
我为什么这么紧张？ 我是哥伦比亚大学的学生。 Why am I so nervous? I study at Columbia.
是吗？我叔叔在那儿教书。 Is that right? My uncle teaches there.
- 真的？ - 真的，数学系。我叫肯·格雷斯利。 Math department. I'm Ken Grisley.
朱娜·柏林。 Djuna Berlin.
我真的希望将我的余生在烹饪意大利面食 和坐着“贡多拉”出行中度过吗？ Do I want to spend my life making pasta and riding in gondolas?
说老实话，那些运河污染得特严重。 The truth is, those canals are awfully polluted.
我想说阿尔贝托是很可爱，但是肯更… Alberto was cute, but Ken was...
性感。 hot.
紧紧依偎… Cuddle up...
更加靠近， a little closer.
我可爱的人。 Lovely mine.
紧紧依偎… Cuddle up...
就像小鸟依人。 and be my little clinging vine.
我喜欢爱抚你艳若玫瑰的脸颊， Like to feel your cheeks so rosy.
我喜欢让你安逸舒适， Like to make you comfy-cosy.
因为我爱你，从头顶到脚趾， 'Cause I love you from head to toesy.
我可爱的人。 Lovely mine.
在我离开期间，发生了许多事情。 While i'd been away, an awful lot had happened.
老妈给丝凯拉买了件羡慕死人的婚礼服。 Mom bought Skylar a drop-dead wedding dress.
霍尔登的父亲和我继父成了朋友。 Holden's father and my father made friends.
他们发现了一个共同的爱好——赛马。 They discovered a common interest - horse racing.
所以他们合资买了一匹纯种马。 So they chipped in and bought a thoroughbred.
莲恩和劳拉在海滩上玩得很快活。 And Lane and Laura had a great summer at the beach.
但是就在这个炎热的周末， 当所有的纽约人都已经外出的时候， But one hot weekend, with everyone else out of New York...
她们却留在了城里。 they found themselves in town.
那么我们大概是这周末 留在城里的唯一的人了。 We're probably the only ones in the city.
我们通常去南安普敦【长岛】， 但是这周末我们买好了一场演出的票。 We usually go to Southampton, but we have tickets to a show.
我喜欢城里空空荡荡的感觉。 I love the city when it's empty.
我也是。 Me too.
长话短说，他们成了朋友。 To make a long story short, they've all become close.
他的名字，如果你敢相信的话， 叫杰弗里·凡德摩斯特。 His name, if you can believe it, is Jeffrey Vandermost.
他是富翁凡德摩斯特的后裔。 He's heir to the Vandermost millions.
她们俩同时都爱上了他， 其中一个注定会伤心欲绝。 They both love him and one of them'll have a broken heart.
今年的秋天格外美丽。 Fall was especially beautiful this year.
我想我喜欢秋天更甚于春天。 I like it better than spring.
随着十月来临，妈妈的生日到了。 And with October comes Mom's birthday.
今年我们也邀请了霍尔登的 父母一同过来庆祝。 This year we invited Holden's parents to celebrate.
但是就在他们到达之前， 我们迎来了一位不速之客。 But just before they arrived we had an unexpected visitor.
生日快乐！ Happy birthday!
这是从你前夫，我的生身父亲 那里来的，从巴黎一路过来。 These are from my biological father, all the way from Paris.
- 噢，乔！各位快看！ - 这是什么？鱼子酱！ - Look, everybody! - Know what it is? Caviar!
弗里达，能不能把这冷冻一下？ Could you put this on ice, Frieda?
- 你们有谁约了一个叫费里的先生吗？ - 我约的，是的。 - Are you expecting a Mr Ferry? - I am, yes.
- 什么？妈妈？ - 查尔斯·费里？ You are?
他才从监狱出来。别紧张，他无家可回… 原谅我事先没告诉你们， He just got out of prison. He has no family...
- 但是我们可以成为他的朋友。 - 什么？ but we can be his friends.
你让一个罪犯来我们屋子里？ You're letting a criminal in our house?
等等，他已经向社会偿还了他犯的罪。 He's paid his debt to society.
- 他没有偿还… - 别这么说，我不想听。 - He has not paid... - Don't start.
不！社会赦免了他犯的罪， 而不是他向社会偿还了他犯的罪。 Society forgave him his debt, he didn't pay his debt to society.
我最终怎么会有这么个儿子， 他的政治见解和我完全背道而驰？我真失败！ How'd I get a kid on the other end of the political scale? I failed.
你没有失败，爸爸。 You didn't fail.
如果我是你，我现在就开始把这些银器具藏起来。 If I was you, i'd hide the silverware.
别那么没教养，斯科特，他只是过来喝一杯。 Don't be rude. He's coming for just a drink.
你们什么都不缺。 You guys have everything.
费里先生，你好。我是鲍勃·丹德里奇， 这是我妻子，斯蒂菲。 Mr Ferry, hi. I'm Bob Dandridge. This is my wife, Steffi.
哈喽，费里先生，欢迎来我们家，欢迎！ Hello, Mr Ferry. Welcome to our home.
我想让你认识一下我的女儿丝凯拉。 I'd like you to meet my daughter, Skylar.
这是丝凯拉，这是她的未婚夫霍尔登。 This is Skylar, and her fiance Holden.
- 我就是未婚夫。 - 你要来点什么喝的…？ - I'm the fiance. - Can I get you something?
没人可以在我背后！ Nobody gets behind me.
好的，当然。我可以给你来点什么喝的吗？ Right, sure. Can I get you a drink?
伏特加。 Vodka.
好的，那么要不要加冰…？还是纯…？ Right, well, maybe on the...? Or just...?
我…我给你拿杯纯的来吧。 Straight up.
亲爱的，佩里先生…费里先生，对不起， 他和那些穷凶极恶的杀人犯生活在一起。 Honey, Mr Perr...Ferry. Sorry, he's lived among vicious killers.
- 说得没错。 - 所以他才那么警惕。 - You said it. - No wonder he's skittish.
有好多次有人想从背后 给我“嗖”地来这么一下， A lot of times a guy'll come up behind you and swish.
你必须…你必须飞快地拔出你的刀子， 一把捅向他，不然你就死定了。 You must get your blade out quick. Stick him or you're dead.
天哪！你是不是…捅过很多…呃… 其他犯人，费里先生？ God! Have you stuck a lot of inmates, Mr Ferry?
足够多。 Enough.
亲爱的，门…门…门铃响了。 The doorbell.
- 劳驾，我要从你面前走过，对不起。 - “足够多”是多少？ Excuse me, I need to get in front of you here.
这酒怎么样？还行吗？要不要再来一点？ Would you like another?
嗨，哈喽，你们好！ Hi. Hello. How are you?
生日快乐，斯蒂菲！ Happy birthday, Steffi.
谢谢你，林恩，谢谢你们能来。 Thank you, Lynn. Thanks for coming.
我想让你和他们认识一下，费里先生。 I have someone I want you to meet, Mr Ferry.
费里先生，我想介绍一下。 这是费里先生。这是我好朋友，林恩。 This is my good friend, Lynn.
这是阿诺德。阿诺德，这是我朋友。 And Arnold. This is my friend.
- 费里先生才从监狱里出来。 - 是的，看得出来。 Mr Ferry is just out of prison.
假释获得通过，但即使没有， 我也可以想方设法出来。 Parole came through, but i'd have got out anyway.
- 是吗？ - 对不起，你这是什么意思？ - Really? - What do you mean?
- 做掉警卫。不许拍照，姐姐。 - 对不起。 Ice the guard. No pictures, sister.
做掉警卫？你什么意思，做掉警卫？ What do you mean?
- 做掉他，然后通过通风井逃脱。 - 做掉？真的吗？好…… Ice him, and get out through the air shaft.
手握开盒刀挪到他身后， 一把割穿他的颈动脉。 Get behind him with a box cutter, rip out his carotid artery.
我可以要一杯白葡萄酒吗？ May I have a glass of white wine?
我有…我们有白葡萄酒在里面。 We have some inside.
但是你必须非常小心。 You must be careful though.
4区号子里的一个家伙曾想这样做， 但是没掌握好时机， Guy on Cell Block 4 tried it and didn't have the angles figured.
- 结果是惨遭大刑，奶头都被拧掉了。 - 真的吗？太可怕了！ Got his tit caught in the wringer.
- 带他去屋顶阳台。 - 里面有椅子。 - Take him on the terrace. - I need to sit down.
- 我们到屋顶阳台上去吧。有大的、开阔的空间。 - 对，好主意，可以看风景。 Yes, the terrace. Big, wide-open spaces.
你肯定这家伙已经改邪归正了吗？ You sure this guy is rehabilitated?
亲爱的，他从监狱里出来， 而不是…女子家政学校。 He was in prison, not a finishing school.
你知道我会怎么想， 但是还是要祝你生日快乐。 You know my sentiments, but very happy birthday.
献给斯蒂菲的生日快乐歌。 A birthday song for Steffi.
望着你我就无忧无虑， Looking at you while troubles are fleeing...
我羡慕的美景… I'm admiring the view...
就是望着你。 'Cause it's you that I'm seeing.
幸福而甜美的甘露… And the sweet honeydew of well-being...
降临于我。 settles on me.
你的出现，带来怎样的光芒？ What is this light that shines when you enter...
仿佛夜空星光闪亮。 Iike a star in the night?
没有人能破坏我的美景， And what's to prevent her from destroying my sight...
因为你已经成为我一切的中心。 if you centre it all on me?
望着你，我从心底里洋溢着… Looking at you, I'm filled with the essence of...
快乐的精髓。 the quintessence of joy.
望着你，我听见了赞美美丽的… Looking at you, I hear poets tellin' of...
特洛伊城海伦的诗歌。 Lovely Helen of Troy.
亲爱的，以往的日子暗淡无光， Darling, life seemed so grey...
我总想了结。 I've wanted to end it.
直到那奇妙的一天，你的出现… Till that marvellous day...
改变了这一切。 you started to mend it.
如果你能留下来， And if you'll only stay...
我会一直凝望你。 then i'll spend it with you.
太甜蜜了！ Sweetie.
我去拿点喝的来。你要什么吗？ I'm gonna get some drinks. Want anything?
不，谢谢。但你去拿之前，能不能出去 取一下我给斯蒂菲的礼物，我忘在车里了？ No thanks, but can you get Steffi's present from the car?
- 噢，当然。 - 霍尔登，钥匙。 Here.
你喜欢这风景吗？ Enjoying the view?
我喜欢任何风景，在我年复一年地 呆在那个臭气熏天的耗子洞里之后。 I like any view after years in that stinking rat hole.
噢，比方得太生动了，说真话。 Very vividly put. Sweetly honest.
你知道单独囚禁是什么感觉吗？ You know what solitary's like?
不，我想我不知道。 No, I can't say I do.
我上过纽约大学，很好的学校， 但我没在宿舍里住过…… I went to NYU. I didn't live in the dorm.
我很久没有闻到香水味了。 Been a long time since I smelled perfume.
噢，我是不是洒得太多了？ Do I have too much on?
你的香味对我来说就像是 我闻到了天堂的味道。 You smell like what I think heaven would smell like.
噢，谢谢，不错。 Well, thank you. Very nice.
你刚才和我握手时， When you shook my hand...
我想我的心脏都快停止跳动了。 I thought my heart would stop.
噢，你真会说话。 Oh, that's sweet.
你看，你已经很长时间没接触过女人了。 But remember, you've been deprived of female contact.
我常常躺在我的房间里， 梦想着像你一样的女孩。 I used to lie in my cell and dream of someone like you.
噢，在大学时我上过 “犯罪学”这门课，很长见识…… I took a Criminology course at college. Very insightful.
你的嘴唇很性感。 You got very sensual lips.
噢…呃…这个部位我没怎么想过。 It's a part of me I rarely think of.
我能闻一下你的头发吗？ Can I smell your hair?
你想闻我的头发？好吧。 Smell my hair? Okay.
你知道吗？它可能马上就要没了， 我在想把它剪掉。 You know what? it'll be gone soon. I'm thinking of cutting it.
我想霍尔登可能喜欢短发。 Holden might like that.
你知道你要是我的女孩，我会怎么做吗？ If you were my girl...
嗯…外面有点凉，也许我应该进去了…… It's a little chilly outside.
你要是我的女孩，我就在房内的 每一间屋子里和你做爱， I'd make love to you in every room in the house.
在每一张床上， On every bed.
在每一块地毯上， On every rug.
在每一个桌面上和你做爱。 On every tabletop.
我们还有些可爱的 从“古董美国”买的枝形吊灯。 We also have some lovely Early-American chandeliers.
我们出去兜兜风吧。 Let's go for a drive.
呃…不，我不认为这是个好主意。 I don't think it's such a good idea.
我有好多年没见到大海了， 或去哈莱姆和唐人街了。 I haven't seen the ocean or been to Harlem or Chinatown in years.
噢…不，不可能的。 No, it's out of the question.
好吧，但你不能责怪我想尝试一下吧。 Okay, but you can't blame me for trying.
没有。我想我们应该回到里面去了，在…… No, I think we should go inside before...
在什么？ Before what?
在你违反你的假释条例之前。 Before you break your parole.
如果现在我就抱住你并亲吻你， 你会卖了我吗？ If I took you in my arms and kissed you, would you dime on me?
卖了？ Dime?
告发我。 Turn me in.
噢，你最好别试。 Let's not find out.
怎么样？ How was it?
很有意思。 Very interesting.
我以前从没被一个社会渣滓亲吻过。 I've never been kissed by a sociopath before.
我尽我所能吻的你，考虑到这十年里 我唯一能做的练习就是和… I kissed you the best I could. The only practice I had in 10 years...
文森特·“大拇哥”·阿达托亲吻。 is with Vincent 'The Thumb' Adatto.
天呐，文森特·“大拇哥” 这下要怀念你了。 Vincent 'The Thumb' doesn't know what he's missing.
我可以再见你吗？ Can I see you again?
你知道我快结婚了。 You know I'm getting married.
我能够向世界展示如何微笑； I could show the world how to smile.
我能够一直… I could be glad...
兴高采烈； all of the while.
我能够使阴郁的天空变蓝； I could change the grey skies to blue.
如果我拥有你。 If i had you.
我能够将往日岁月抛在脑后， I could leave the old days behind...
离开我的伙伴，我不会介意； Leave all my pals, i'd never mind.
我能够重启我的人生； I could start my life all anew.
如果我拥有你。 If i had you..
我能够攀上雪山的峰顶， I could climb the snow-capped mountains...
在狂暴无垠的海洋中航行； sail the mighty ocean wide.
我能够横贯燃烧的沙漠； I could cross the burning desert.
如果有你和我相伴。 If i had you by my side.
我能够成为无冕的国王， I could be a king, uncrowned...
无论卑微还是著名，贫穷还是富有； Humble, poor, rich, renowned.
我无所不能； There is nothing I couldn't do.
如果我拥有你。 If i had you.
他现在正在往纽约来的路上， 他太奇妙了。 He's en route to New York now, and he's wonderful.
好像是经过… It's been like...
这许多年之后，因缘际会忽然就 遇上了这么个真正的知心伴侣。 a chance meeting after all these years with a true soul mate.
你知道，他能够感知我所有的需要， 像是知道我在想什么。 He senses my every need. Like he knows what I'm thinking.
你的幻想成真了。 It's your fantasy come true.
是…是的，我…我仍然不敢相信。 It is. I still can't believe it.
你知道，不是因为他的个子… You know, it's not that he's tall...
或他的容貌，而是他的… or handsome, but he's...
他有种魔力。 He's magical.
他爱抚我的方式也很奇特， 以前从没有其他男人这样摸过我。 And he feels me in a way no man ever has done before.
他浪漫而又性感…… He's romantic and sexy and...
我做过这样一个梦， I had this dream...
我和他在床上， that I was in bed with him...
他亲吻我的耳垂， and he was kissing my earlobes...
然后他开始抚摸我的肩胛。 and then he started stroking my shoulder blades.
我几乎来了高潮。 And I nearly had an orgasm.
我又收集了很多猛料要告诉老爸。 I had a lot of neat stuff to tell Dad.
他真的在芳身上大获全胜。 He'd really made a big score with Von.
但是现在，我必须暂停一分钟， But now i've got to stop for a minute...
因为不管人们如何以为他们能够 掌控世间万物， because no matter how we humans like to think we control things...
但有时事与愿违。 that's not how it works.
突然地，没有任何征兆， Suddenly, with no warning...
爷爷去世了。 Grandpa died.
他躺在那儿，平静安详，不再有痛苦， It was in his sleep, peaceful, with no suffering...
而我们个个成了哲学家。 but it made philosophers of us all.
如果你的日子尽了， 那么你的日子就到了。 When your number is up, your number is up.
所以这点非常重要， That's why it's important that...
我们必须珍惜每一刻，我们生命的每一刻。 we cherish each moment of our lives.
不要吸烟。 And not smoke.
吸烟？ Smoke?
我是说他…爸爸吸了70年的烟，你知道？ Pop smoked for 70 years, you know?
而且他从不运动，他什么都吃， 他吃高胆固醇的饱含脂肪的食物。 He never exercised. He ate cholesterol and fatty foods.
而他活到高龄，健康自然而死。 He died at a healthy, ripe old age.
我太久没吃到牛排了，我喜欢牛排。 I haven't had steak for so long. I love steak.
真讨厌。 That's disgusting.
我要吃五花肉，馋死了。 I'd kill for some marbleised meat.
有人说一天喝六杯咖啡可以预防… Now they say 6 cups of coffee a day...
可以预防结肠癌。 prevents colon cancer.
上星期你做得不好。 Last week it was bad for you.
这有什么意义？我是说，我们… What's it all about? I mean, what...?
我们都在干什么？我们忙忙碌碌！ What are we doing? We're rushing!
没错。 That's right.
我们要去向何方？ Where are we going?
去向空虚。 Into the void.
没错，就是空虚，你知道。 - The void. - That's it.
- 就这么回事。我从没信过上帝。 - 噢，得了。 - I never believed in God. - Oh, come.
真的，我没信过，甚至在我很小的时候。 我以前经常…经常想，我记得的， No, I didn't, even as a kid. I remember I used to think...
我以前想：“就算他真的存在， 他也干得太差劲了。” 'Even if He exists, He's done such a terrible job...'
“真奇怪人们怎么没有，你知道， 联合起来，共同起诉他。” 'It's a wonder people don't file a class action suit against Him.'
你在说什么啊。 You shouldn't say that.
我们聚集在这里，不是为了 来探讨什么“新物理学”的。 We're not here just because of the new physics.
你总该信仰点什么吧。 You must believe in something.
人的尊严。 The dignity of man.
我信仰单一税制、有权携带武器和在校祈祷。 The flat tax, the right to bear arms and school prayer.
如果上面空空如也，他们向谁祈祷？ If nobody's out there, who're they praying to?
- 别吵了。 - 拜托！拜托别在爷爷面前争吵，行吗？ Don't start arguing in front of Grandpa now.
我无法相信。 I can't believe you.
等等，他不是无神论者，他不是 共和党人，他甚至不是民主党人。 One moment. He wasn't an atheist or a Republican, or a Democrat.
妈，他一定是什么吧。 He must've been something.
他是个恋足癖者。 He was a foot fetishist.
这是我记得的他唯一参加过的组织。 The only group I remember he belonged to.
- 没错。 - 你都快让你妈疯了。 - That's true. - It drove your mother crazy.
老爸，那是你吗？ Pop, is that you?
我有话和你说。 I have one message for you.
你工作啊工作，一年又一年， You work and work for years and years...
总是忙得团团转， always on the go.
却从不停歇片刻， You never take a minute off...
太忙于挣钱。 too busy making dough.
有一天你说，在你成为大富翁之后， Someday, you say, you'll have your fun...
你会享受生活。 设想一下当你坐在破摇椅上， when you're a millionaire. Imagine all the fun you'll have...
还会有什么乐趣？ in your old rocking chair.
享受生活， Enjoy yourself...
否则后悔晚矣。 it's later than you think.
享受生活， Enjoy yourself...
当你还年富力强。 while you're still in the pink.
岁月流逝， The years go by...
似白驹过隙。 as quickly as a wink.
享受生活，享受生活， Enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself...
否则后悔晚矣。 it's later than you think.
又一个生日来了又走， 你又翻过了一页。 Another birthday's here and gone, you've turned another page.
忽然之间你意识到… Suddenly you realise...
你已经人到中年。 that you've reached middle age.
想想你错过的那些快乐 使你略感悲哀。 Think of all the fun you've missed, makes you kind of sad...
与其说“我希望我已经”， 不如说“我已经实现了我希望”。 It's better to have had your wish than to have wished you had.
享受生活， Enjoy yourself...
否则后悔晚矣。 it's later than you think.
享受生活， Enjoy yourself...
当你还年富力强。 while you're still in the pink.
岁月流逝， The years go by...
似白驹过隙。 as quickly as a wink.
享受生活，享受生活， Enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself...
否则后悔晚矣。 it's later than you think.
这…太… That was...
不可思议了。 unbelievable.
你做的… Just every...
每一件事， thing you did...
你做的… and all the...
所有的事， things you did.
都完美无缺。 Absolutely perfect.
事实上并非完美无缺，我… Actually, it wasn't perfect.
在我应该发丘疹的时候， 我…我却中了风， At one point I stroked when I should have hick eyed...
但是你知道，我要道歉。 but you know, I apologise.
我感到…我感到软绵绵的。 I feel limp.
你看，我真的非常希望 你能和我一起去巴黎， You know, I'd really love you to come to Paris with me.
真心诚意。 I'm serious.
是吗？巴黎？ Paris?
然后去波拉-波拉？ And then Bora-Bora?
噢，是的，波拉-波拉， 但…但是先去巴黎，然后… Well, yes. Bora-Bora, but Paris first and then...
我们…我们想法子至少去…嗯… 两个“波拉”中的一个。 we'd work our way down to at least one of the Boras.
我们可以住在你的阁楼房间。 We can live in your garret.
从技术性的角度来说，当我说“阁楼”时， Technically, when I say garret...
很有趣，它…它是指一间阁楼，然而…… it is a garret, yet...
喝着葡萄酒，吃着蜗牛，直到晨曦微露。 And drink wine and eat snails till the dawn comes up.
- 蜗牛？ - 对！ Snails?
不记得啦？你说过你也喜欢在半夜醒来， Remember? You said you also loved waking up in the night...
坐在床上边吃蜗牛边喝葡萄酒。 drinking wine and eating snails.
是啊，我说怎么会这么巧啊。 I said it was such a coincidence.
嗯…它们是软体动物， Well, they're molluscs.
我…我喜欢上等的软体动物。 I love a good mollusc.
你什么意思？婚礼没了？ What? The wedding's off?
就像我说的。我把戒指还给他了。 Exactly. I gave back his ring.
为什么？ Why?
因为有另外的人让我难以忘怀。 There's someone else I can't get out of my mind.
什么？但是你爱霍尔登。 But you're in love with Holden.
不，爸，我不爱他。至少我不能肯定。 No. At least, I'm not sure.
我不能欺骗他，因为我决定…… And I can't cheat on him while I decide.
- 欺骗他？霍尔登马上是你丈夫了！ - 不，爸爸！ Cheat? He's going to be your husband!
就在十一月。我给你看看， 这些都是承办婚宴的收据。 In November. I'll show you the receipts from the caterers.
鲍勃，收敛一下你的否定装置。 Calm your denial mechanism.
我不是说霍尔登有什么不好， 只是有另外的人闯入了我的生活， Holden is wonderful, but someone else came into my life.
我想看看结果究竟会怎样。如果我 不这样试一下，对霍尔登也不公平。 I must see where it goes. It'd be unfair to Holden if not.
好吧，行。既然我们已经给你 买好了优美的婚礼服， Now we've bought the wedding dress...
你能不能告诉我这个 突然冒出来的“魅力王子”是谁？ tell us who this new Prince Charming is.
嗯…你不认识他。好吧，你也认识， 只是没有像我那么了解。 You don't know him. Well, you do, but not like I do.
我很难受。 I'm sick.
- 噢，亲爱的，你怎么了？ - 我很难受，我的食管开始痉挛了。 My oesophagus is in spasms.
去喝一点水吧。 Go have a drink of water.
瞧瞧你对你父亲做了什么！ Look what you're doing to your father.
好吧，那个挡在你和霍尔登之间的是谁？ Who has come between you and Holden?
- 嗯…他很聪明，很迷人， - 很好。 Well, he's bright and charming.
外表有点粗犷，但那可以改变。 Rough on the outside, but that can change.
他是谁？你到底想不想告诉我们， 还是你只是想吊我们胃口？ Who is it? Will you tell us, or is this like a game show?
你们还记得查尔斯·费里吗？ You remember Charles Ferry?
- 你说谁？ - 查尔斯·费里。 Pardon me?
噢，天呐，我刚才好像听到她说查尔斯·费里。 For a minute I thought she said Charles Ferry.
现在我的食管开始动起来了。 Now my oesophagus is starting to move.
- 查尔斯·费里？那个逃犯？ - 亲爱的！丝凯拉！ The escaped convict?
前罪犯。他有大学学位。 Ex-convict. He has a college degree.
不…不，丝凯拉，我这么跟你说吧， 你现在精神不太正常。 This is a psychotic episode.
你需要帮助，你需要休克治疗， 或用强力的精神病治疗药物。 You need shock treatment, or industrial-strength Prozac.
妈妈，你知道吗？ Mom, you understand.
他身上有一种不可思议的动物性。 He's incredibly animalistic.
好啊，那我们把他交到动物园去。 So we turn him over to the zoo.
另一方面，他又象个孩子。 And yet, he's a child.
好啊，为什么不呢？ 我们把它变成孩子们的动物园好了。 Okay, we'll make it the children's zoo.
他是个罪犯！ He's a criminal!
妈，我深感震惊！ 是你这几个月来一直为他大唱赞歌。 I'm shocked. You've been singing his praises for months.
是的，没错。但那只是作为一个社会象征， 而非一个真实的人和我的孩子…… As a social symbol, not as a person to be with my child...
你怎么可能和这样的男人在一起？ How are you going to go out with this man?
你甚至不能…不能在他身后。 他不会让你在他身后。 You can't get behind him. He won't let you.
你想替他抓背，他会手刃了你。 You scratch his back, he'll knife you.
透过他的外表，你可以看到一位 充满热情的年轻的律师。 Under all that veneer is a very soulful young attorney.
说实话，我指望你能在 你的律师行里给他找个位置。 I was hoping you'd find a place for him in your firm.
当然，我让他管财务， 和霍尔登共用一个房间。 Sure, as treasurer. With Holden.
丝凯拉，作为女人，我想说 霍尔登也可以表现出很强的动物性。 Speaking as a woman, Holden can be very animal, too.
- 是的，妈妈，但那是沙鼠家族。 - 噢，看你说的。到外面去玩！到外面去玩！ Yes, Mom, but it's of the gerbil family.
作为你父亲，我禁止你再去见 这个叫查尔斯·费里的男人！ As your father, I forbid you to see this man Charles Ferry!
你必须按计划和霍尔登完婚！ You will marry Holden!
作为这个家庭的首脑， 我命令这样！我发布命令！ As head of this house, I command it! I decree it!
“汝必如期行婚！” Thou shalt wed thy intended!
- 好的，过来吧，我们去喝点东西。 - 就这样！ Okay, let's get a drink.
你听上去像是在颁发令人厌烦的伪圣旨。 You sound tiresomely Biblical.
“令人厌烦的伪圣旨”？你什么意思？在说 诺埃尔·科沃德【英国演员、剧作家】玩曲棍球？ 'Tiresomely BiblicaI'? is this Noel Coward with hockey?
- 我绝不允许她把生命浪费在一个歹徒身上。 - 她已经是个成年人了。 - I won't let her waste her life. - She's a grown woman.
- 是你！ - 什么？ You!
你…你把他弄出监狱的！ You got him out of jail!
噢，现在变成了我的不是了？ This is my fault now?
亲爱的，你怎么啦？出什么事了？ Honey, what's wrong?
杰弗里·凡德摩斯特 约了莲恩出去，而不是我。 Jeffrey Vandermost asked Lane out, not me.
噢，我的上帝！我怎么面对 阿诺德和林恩·思朋斯？ My God! How will I face Arnold and Lynn Spence?
你想的就只有这个吗？ Is that all you're thinking about?
我们合伙买了一匹赛马， 他会把它一劈两半的！ We bought a racehorse together. He'll want to cut it in half!
我们俩都喜欢他，今天… We both liked him, and today...
他问我能不能和我单独谈谈， 于是我兴奋死了。 he asked if we could talk alone so I got all excited.
然后他征求我的意见，问莲恩 会不会和他一起去康涅狄格… Then he asked me if I thought Lane would go out with him...
参加一个舞会。 to a dance in Connecticut.
他迷上她了，不能自拔。 He has a mad crush on her.
噢，有的时候事情就是这样的。 These things happen.
我是说，你知道，感情就是感情，有时…… Feelings are feeling and sometimes...
我的爱完结了， I'm through with love.
再也不会堕入情网。 I'll never fall again.
你在说什么啊？你才十四岁！ 你当然会再次堕入情网。 What are you saying? You're 14! You'll fall again.
听着，各位，我真难过。 Look, guys, I'm sorry.
我以为你们会为我高兴。 我希望你们能尽快理解我。 I thought you'd be happy for me. I hope in time you understand.
我的爱完结了， 再也不会堕入情网。 I'm through with love. I'll never fall again.
你唱个什么劲？ 你又没爱上霍尔登！不是吗？ What are you singing about? You're not in love with Holden!
我的爱完结了， I'm through with love.
再也不会堕入情网。 I'll never fall again.
和爱说“再会”， said 'adieu' to love...
再也不会呼唤。 Don't ever call again.
顺便提一下，在丝凯拉和 霍尔登分手的同时， Incidentally, while Skylar was breaking up with Holden...
我也和肯分手了，还记得吗？ 我在机场碰到的那位。 I broke up with Ken, the one I met at the airport.
因为我遇见了这位说唱歌手。 Because I met this rap singer.
我想说这家伙那么才华横溢， 那么性感，那么…… This guy is just so talented and sexy and...
你知道，他全靠说。 he just says it all.
听着，我受够了爱，受够了 他妈的你们这帮混蛋。 I'm through with love and through with all you motherfuckers.
感觉糟糕透顶？ 把城市烧为平地！ Feeling mad shitty? Burn down the city!
弟兄们起来攻占它。 Take it over for the brothers.
烧掉它！加油！炸掉它！揶！ Burn it up! Come on! Blow it up!
你的眼睛是蓝色的， Your eyes of blue...
你的吻是忧郁的， your kisses too.
我不知道它们会怎样影响我。 I never knew what they could do.
我不敢相信… I can't believe...
你会爱上我。 that you're in love with me.
我喜欢乡间，空气闻起来真新鲜。 I love the country. The air smells so fresh.
查尔斯… Charles...
你哪来的钱买这些东西的，这辆车？ where did you get the money for everything, and the car?
呃…你知道，贷款。 You know. Loans.
噢，这个主意真不错， 到这儿来散步。这里太美了。 It's a great idea to take a walk here. It's beautiful.
是啊，是啊，现在几点了？ Yeah. What time is it?
四点。 Four o'clock.
噢，好。 Oh, good.
我想你会喜欢四处走走， 看看秋天的叶子。 Just thought you'd want to walk around and see the fall leaves.
美得眩目。 They are stunning.
监狱里什么都没有， 没有季节，一切都灰茫茫的。 Amazing what you miss in the joint. No seasons. A grey nothing.
你对未来有什么打算？我想象不出 你会一直在餐馆打工吧。 What are your plans? Not to work in the restaurant forever.
你说得没错。为了几个臭子儿成天 拼死卖力？我有大的计划。 You're right. Work all day for a few lousy bucks? I got big plans.
比如从事法律行业？ Like pursuing a law career?
什么？ What?
成为律师？ A lawyer?
噢，是啊，当然。 Yeah, yeah, sure.
你听见什么没有？ You hear something?
一只鸟儿？ A bird?
这下他们来了，真准时。 Here they come. Timing's perfect.
我尽快跑来了。 I'm running as fast as I can.
快点！ Move it!
快点！我们离开这里！ Gotta get out of here!
等等，我来了！ I'm going!
重新行动！ Back in action!
- 出发吧，费里！ - 一切都准备妥啦？ - Way to go, Ferry! - Got anything lined up?
- 是的。走吧！ - 她是谁？ Who's she?
呃…一个朋友。 She's a friend.
你为什么开枪？他不正从 收银机里取出所有的钱吗？ Why'd you shoot? He was emptying the register.
别指责我！我太紧张了！ Take it easy! I got nervous!
查尔斯，让我在公园和93街拐角下车。 Just let me out at the corner of Park and 93rd.
查尔斯，让我下车！我想下车！ Let me out! I want out of this car!
闭嘴！ Shut up!
我会安静的！快让我下车！ I'll be quiet! Just let me out!
让她闭嘴！否则我让她闭嘴！ Shut her up, or I shut her up.
下去！ Get out!
到十月份，芳终于鼓足勇气 离开了格雷格。 By October, Von had gotten up the nerve to leave Greg.
她买了张“法航”的飞机票， 登上了飞往巴黎的第一个航班。 She got a ticket on Air France and took the first plane to Paris.
与此同时，老爸已经放弃了 他在“左岸”的公寓， Dad had given up his flat on the Left Bank...
搬到了一个新的地方，他知道那会 完全符合芳的“巴黎式公寓”的幻想。 moving into a place he knew would be Von's Parisian fantasy.
他除了学习吉他课程， He began guitar lessons...
他把他的文字处理软件 换成了一台旧的便携式打字机。 and even exchanged his word processor for an old typewriter.
见到你太高兴了。 I'm so happy to see you.
天哪，看看你住的地方！ God, look at your place!
这只有在电影里才有，或是在梦… 这就是我的梦！ This is out of a movie. Or a... This is like my dream.
这是我梦中的房间， 我梦中的风景，就在这里。 This is my dream apartment. My dream view, right here.
回到纽约这边，“万圣节”到了。 Back in New York, it was Halloween.
这是我最喜欢的节日。 That's my favourite holiday.
楼里所有的小孩都在玩 “不给糖就捣蛋”的游戏， All the kids in the building come trick-or- treating and...
他们都打扮得很个性。 they all just look so great.
唔…唔，一点月光会改变什么？ What a little moonlight can do.
唔…唔，一点月光会改变你什么？ What a little moonlight can do to you!
唐人街，我的唐人街， Chinatown, my Chinatown...
那里的路灯低垂。 where the lights are low.
在某个隐秘的约会处…… In some secluded rendevouz...
我是“彻姬塔”香蕉， 我来告诉你们… I'm Chiquita Banana and I've come to say...
香蕉必须以它特有的方式成熟。 bananas have to ripen in a certain way.
在它金黄色的表皮上 长出褐色的斑点时， When they're flecked with brown and have a golden hue...
香蕉的味道最最好， 你会觉得味道最好。 bananas taste the best and are the best for you.
你可以把它放在色拉里。 You can put them in a salad.
你可以把它放在馅饼里，呀…呀！ You can put them in a pie...yie-yie!
无论你以何种方式吃掉它， Any way you want to eat them.
你都不可能忘记它！ It's impossible to beat them!
但是香蕉非常象那… But bananas like the climate...
热带赤道的天气， of the very tropical equator.
所以你千万别把香蕉… So you should never put bananas...
放入冰箱。 in the refrigerator.
别，别，别，别！ No, no, no, no!
噢，太棒了！太好了！ That was great. Terrific.
要糖果吗？ Would you like some candy?
这香蕉真棒！ What a banana!
我见到你太高兴了！ I'm so happy to see you!
我不敢肯定，我很担心。 I wasn't sure. I was worried.
- 霍尔登，我很抱歉！ - 不…不，嘘…嘘，没关系。 Holden, I'm so sorry.
没什么事，没关系的。 It doesn't matter.
- 噢，我的行为太恶劣了。 - 不，不，说真的，我也不怎么样。 - I behaved terribly. - It was me, too.
- 不，全怪我。 - 我想你。你知道，我真的很想你。 - No, it was me. - I missed you.
我也想你。 Me too.
我给你买了点东西， 我给你买了“克拉克·杰克”爆米花。 I brought you some Cracker Jack.
霍尔登太爱我的姐姐了， He was so in love with my sister...
她那样苛待他，可他一点也不在意。 that it didn't matter that She'd given him a hard time.
妈妈和爸爸看到他们重归于好， 也高兴坏了。 And Mom and Dad were so glad to see them reunited.
你看他又把钻戒给了她， 不过他还是想浪漫一下， He gave her back the ring, but he wanted to be romantic.
于是他把它藏在了爆米花的包装盒里， 她又一次把它吞了下去。 So he put it in the CrackerJacks and she swallowed it again.
秋天余下的日子对我们来说… The rest of fall was normal...
相当正常。 for us.
唯一的小差错发生在“感恩节”。 The only glitch was on Thanksgiving.
刚吃完晚饭， Just after dinner...
斯科特突然倒地。 Scott suddenly collapsed.
我们都惊慌失措。 Everybody panicked.
没什么可太担心的。 There's no cause for alarm.
他动脉里有点小阻塞，不过已经 完全清除。所以说他没事了。 There was a blockage in the artery, but it's been dissolved.
他完全没事了？没一点问题了？ There's no problem?
噢，是的，百分之百没事了。 No, he's fine. 100% .
我们的检查表明他处在这种状态 有段时间了，也许发生于一年之前。 Our scan indicated that the condition began some time ago...
因此，如果他表现出什么 怪异的或不寻常的行为， so if he's shown any kind of strange or weird behaviour...
也许那是因为他的大脑 得不到充足的氧气。 It's because his brain wasn't getting enough oxygen.
他自己都没意识到， 他的大脑一开始正常工作， But as soon as his brain started functioning properly...
斯科特就退出了 “保守共和派青年俱乐部”， Scott resigned from the Conservative Republican Club...
并开始信奉左翼民主派的自由哲学。 and started espousing left-wing Democratic philosophy.
老爸欣喜若狂，洋洋得意。 Dad was overjoyed. Just as proud as can be.
还记得我告诉过你们 纽约的秋天最美吗？ Remember I said New York was most beautiful in fall?
我真的想说的是冬天最美。 I meant the winter.
我是说至少在下完雪后是这样。 因为覆盖在白雪形成的毯子之下， At least, when it snows. Because Under a blanket of snow...
纽约城显示出真正的壮美， New York is truly gorgeous and...
平和异常。 surprisingly peaceful.
当圣诞节来临时， But when Christmas comes...
你知道，我们不像其他人家那样 热衷于悬挂礼品袜子或唱圣诞歌曲。 we're not the kind of family that sings carols...
鱼和熊掌不可兼得。 and we don't have a goose or anything.
我们的计划是前往巴黎， 在“里兹饭店”里度过我们的圣诞假期。 What we do is head for Paris, to spend Christmas at the Ritz.
把你手指放在这儿。 Put your finger here.
他发烧了…因为着凉。 He has a fever...it's a cold.
你掉进喷水池里之后， 我就让你赶紧回家换上干衣服。 Should have put on dry clothes after you fell in the fountain.
- 我没事的，你们自己去吧。我明天就好了。 - 难以置信！ I'm okay. Go without me. I'll be all right.
老爸，你不去，我们也不想去。 那是马克斯兄弟演的，你最喜欢的电影。 We don't want to go without you. You love the Marx brothers.
我只需要睡一觉，我没事的。 I just need some sleep. I'll be fine.
我太激动了！ I'm so excited.
我遇见个叫“吉尔”的人， 也许是叫“盖伊”。 I'm meeting this guy named Guy... or this guy named Guy.
爸，我给你端了点茶来。 I brought you some tea.
这不会让我不着睡觉吧？ It won't keep me awake, will it?
不会的，完全是草药，薄荷味的。 No, it's herbal. It's peppermint.
我想问你好，可是你看，我病了。 什么事你都能赶上。 I'd say hello, but I'm sick and you always catch everything.
- 出什么事了？ - 怎么回事？ - What happened? - What's wrong?
今晚我不去了。 I'm not going tonight.
我就知道，我就知道！ I knew it!
- 没人去了吗？ - 芳离开我了。 - Nobody's going? - Von left me.
- 出什么事了？ - What happened?
出什么…我也不知道出什么事了，反正现在 她已经在回纽约去的路上了。 I have no idea, but she's on her way back to New York.
她刚来的时候，一切都很完美。 When she first came, everything was perfect.
她说这就像，你知道， 就像梦想成真，对她来说。 She said it was like a dream had come true for her.
然后突然之间… And then, suddenly...
就在今天早晨…… this morning...
嗯…我想回家，回到… I want to go back home...
格雷格身边。 to Greg.
真的吗？ Really?
是的，我不…我不知道我怎么了。 I don't know what's up with me.
从什么时候…什么时候开始有这念头的？ Since when?
我不知道。 I don't know.
为什么？ Why?
我不知道，我不知道该怎样准确解释。 I don't know how to explain it exactly.
跟我谈谈，你知道，就…… Just tell me. You know, just...
这并不意味我认为你有什么不好，知道吗？ It's not that I don't think you're great.
我认为你很好。 I think you're great.
只是，你看，我和格雷格结婚已经很多年了。 Just for years i've been married to Greg.
他有时是有点难缠，我们也有过… And he can be difficult, and we've had...
起起落落， our ups and downs...
当然会这样。 certainly.
从什么时候开始你有……？ Since when...?
你看，我也不知道。只是…… Look, I don't know. It's just...
我…我一直有这样的幻想， I've always had this fantasy...
期望有一天我会遇上个完美的男人， that one day i'd meet the perfect man...
他能实现我的梦想，这样我就有了… and he'd fulfil my dreams and I would have...
一个完美的人生。 a perfect life.
这个幻想… And that fantasy...
我想，从某种意义上来说，一直成了… I think, always sort of...
我对格雷格和 对我自己生活不满意的… was part of this dissatisfaction I had with Greg...
一部分。 and my life.
这时你出现了， And then you came along...
你似乎了解我的一切，我的每一个秘密。 and you seemed to know every secret thing about me.
我这么说吧， Let me put it this way...
我已经看到了我的梦想变成了现实， I have seen my dream come true...
我的幻想… and my fantasy...
不再折磨我了。 no longer tortures me.
我可以处理好了。 I can deal with it.
可这太神经了啊！ But that's so neurotic.
噢，我知道， I know.
我很疯狂。 I'm crazy.
要是我跟你说… But suppose I said to you that...
这一切都不是真的，那会怎样？ 这一切只是… none of this was really true, that this is all...
我伪装起来的表面， a facade i've been putting on.
只是我通过某种途径，你知道，接触到了… That somehow I had access to...
你最深处的感情、你的需要、 你所有秘密的想法， your deepest feelings, needs and thoughts...
我只是扮演了这样一个角色， 目的只是为了… and that I've been playing this character just to...
赢得你，使你快乐是为了让你喜欢我？ win you over, to get you to like me, make you happy?
如果你这么说， If that's what you told me...
那么我要说，你很疯狂。 then I'd say you were crazy.
因此这就是我今晚不想去的原因。 So that's exactly why I'm not going tonight.
相反，我准备去拿破仑墓， 我要在他旁边躺下来。 I plan to go to Napoleon's tomb. To lie down next to him.
- 这就是我的圣诞之夜。 - 太可怜了！ - That'll be my Christmas Eve. - That's so sad!
看看你选的女人！ The women you pick!
不，不，你一定要去。 我是说，得有人陪着妈妈去。 No, you're going out. Someone's got to take Mom.
你病得那么厉害，今晚不能出去吗？ You're too sick?
- 他看上去糟透了。 - 我感觉还行，只要我不动眼珠子。 - He looks terrible. - I'm fine if I don't move my eyes.
他的体温有38度3。 你今晚哪儿都不能去。 He has a 101 temperature. You're not going anywhere.
- 我现在可没看格劳乔【·马克斯】的兴致。 - 别这样，你喜欢他。去吧！ I'm not in a Groucho mood.
这是圣诞节，这是巴黎。有个舞会…… 再者说，你是那个委员会的成员， It's Christmas Eve, it's Paris. There's a ball...
它安排了“实验电影院”的晚会， 所以你必须去。 that you helped organise.
- 去放松一下吧。 - 我会呆上几个小时…… - Enjoy yourself. - I'll go for a couple hours.
我是不得不呆在这里， 而你没什么理由不去。 I must stay here, but there's no reason you don't go.
再不去就晚了。 It's later than you think.
还记得我们在巴黎过的第一个圣诞夜吗？ Remember our first Christmas in Paris...
就在我们结婚前的一个月？ the month before we married?
当然记得，因为就在那时… I do, because that was when...
我知道总有一天，我一定会生活在这里。 I knew that someday I would have to live there.
唔…我记忆犹新，就像是昨天。 I remember it like it was yesterday.
我不想让你抓狂，但是那已经是 几十年前的事了，我是说，几十年前。 I don't want to panic you, but that was decades ago. Decades.
我知道，我知道已经几十年了。 I know. I know it was decades ago.
你还记得那家我们经常去的咖啡馆吗？ Remember that cafe we used to go to?
叫“特蕾莎咖啡馆”还是什么？ 有好多猫，还记得吗？还记得吗？ Cafe Terese or whatever, with the cats. Remember?
现在我跟你说实话吧， Now i'll tell you the truth.
我讨厌那些猫，我…我恨死那些猫了。 I hated that cat.
也许那就是你为什么 整夜挠痒痒的原因。 Maybe that's why you were scratching yourself all night.
我整夜挠痒痒了吗？ Was I scratching myself?
- 你注意到我挠痒痒了？ - 当然，我当然注意到了。 - That's what you noticed? - I certainly did.
我讨厌那些猫，我现在就告诉你， I hated that cat.
我受不了…… I couldn't stand it...
但是现在，那家咖啡馆就在 我屋子不远处的拐角上。 but now that cafe is round the corner from my home.
你开玩笑！ You're joking!
- 我为什么要开这样的玩笑？ - 你想去吗？ Why would I joke about something like that?
- 你想到那儿去喝一杯吗？ - 不。 You want to have a drink there?
- 为什么不？ - 因为我们在这儿有喝的， - Why not? - Because we're drinking here.
- 我为什么要去那儿？ - 是的，可是…… Why would I want to go?
你看，我们可以摘掉我们的胡子， 没人会注意我们的…… We can take our moustaches off.
难道你忽然有种怀旧的……？ You're having a nostalgic...?
是的，我是有种感觉，你怪我好了。 我只不过认为那可能很有意思。 I'm having a thing. Sue me. I just thought it'd be fun.
不，我们不可能溜出去…… We can't...
得了，我们只要去掉胡子，没问题的。 Come on, we'll take our moustaches off, no problem.
- 我乐意替你刮“胡子”。 - 你也想让我替你刮？ - That I'd like to do. - Me too.
我绝没料到你会说：“替我刮胡子。” Never thought I'd hear you say, 'Take my moustache off.'
拜托！ Please.
别扯了，我们走吧。 Wail go.
我有点兴奋，感觉很好。 我喝了三杯香槟，感觉棒极了。 I feel good. I've had 3 glasses of champagne.
- 我们去看看那地方吧。 - 好吧，可是…可是… Let's go see this place.
你真的想溜出去吗？ You want to sneak out?
当然。这不是第一次… 我们以前也开溜过，你还记得吗？ I do. We snuck out before, remember?
还记得那次我们和汉密尔顿·温赖特 一起参加的那个晚会吗，极其无聊？ Remember that boring party we went to with the Wainwrights?
噢，是的，是的，我记得那次，因为… Yes, I remember, because...
因为我们先溜了出去，然后通过 洗手间的窗子离开的。 we left through the toilet window.
有个家伙在唱《翻越群山》， 我们受不了了，就溜了出去…… A guy was singing, 'Climb Every Mountain.'
要是我没记错的话，你还打翻了 盛着“宾治”酒的大酒杯， And you knocked over the punch bowl, if I remember correctly.
是的，我打翻了大酒杯，但是你的叫声 那么刺耳，害得我们被抓住了。 Yes, but you let out the shriek that got us caught.
噢，你还记得我们怎么做爱的吗？ 你还记得我…你知道，噢，我的雪茄…… Remember how we made love? Do you remember?
- 你的雪茄掉了。 - 我知道，给我雪茄。 - You dropped your cigar. - I know.
我的雪茄掉了，我…… I dropped the cigar and I...
你醉得厉害。 You're so drunk.
我记得我们做爱。 I remember us making love.
- 烛光？你还记得那些蜡烛吗？ - 是的，我记得那些蜡烛， Remember the candles?
我记得那家旅馆，但是不知道 为什么，我就是记不清你了， I remember the candles, the hotel, but not you.
除了记得你在我身下。 Unless you were the one under me.
- 现在你露出本性了。 - 我不知道身处何方， - Now you're in character. - I don't know where I am.
- 我…我…我晕头了。 - 快点，我们走吧，走吧！ - I'm lost. - Come on. Let's go.
- 外面很冷，我们的外套都在车里。 - 我们的外套？别穿了。 - Our coats are in the car. - Forget it.
这是一个温暖的夜晚。 快点，就当自己还很年轻吧。 It's a warm night. Come on. Pretend you're young.
- 我们走吧！ - 好吧，我可以为你这么做。 I could do for you.
没有她，对你来说更好。 You're better off without her.
你…你怎么知道？没有她更好？ 你看，你都没见过她。 How do you know? You never met her.
可我知道你。 I know you.
是吗？你这什么意思？ So what does that mean?
任何一个好的、 A good psychiatrist...
倾听你的心理医生… that listened to you...
都会认为，每次我和一个女人 在一起时，你都会嫉妒。 would think every time I'm with a woman, you get jealous.
- 你笑什么？ - 嫉妒？ Why are you laughing?
乔，我只是希望你能选一个 能使你幸福的女人。 I just wish you'd pick someone who'd make you happy.
比如说谁？ Like who?
我使你幸福。 I made you happy.
- 是的，我没说你没使我幸福。 - 我使你很幸福， - I didn't say you didn't. - I made you very happy.
在我们没有，你知道，相互吵架的时候。 When we weren't at each other's throats.
你想起什么来了没有？ 这就是我为什么带你上这儿来。 Does this ring a bell? This is why I took you here.
你…你没感觉到什么吗？ Does this mean anything?
这里…这里是不是我们……？ Is this where we...?
这里就是，是的。这就是为什么 我把你大老远地拽到这里。 This is it, yes. That's why I dragged you all over town.
我的上帝！ My God!
- 你记得这里吗？ - 我们在这里曾经度过整个夜晚。 - You remember this? - We stayed up all night here.
我知道。我用我的双臂揽着你， 直到天光放亮。 I know. I held you in my arms till the light came up.
你还记得吗？你还记得那首歌吗？ Remember the song?
- 是的，我记得。 - 我还记得，因为我还在唱那首歌。 - I do. - I still sing that song.
我第一次是从你那儿听到的。 那是第一次，你还记得吗？ I learned it from you. That was the first time. Remember?
我的爱完结了， I'm through with love...
再也不会堕入情网。 I'll never fall again.
和爱说“再会”， Said 'adieu' to love...
再也不会呼唤。 Don't ever call again.
因为我必须拥有你， For I must have you...
不会再有其他人， or no one.
因此我的爱已经彻底完结。 And so I'm through with love.
我紧锁心扉， I've locked my heart.
把我的感情深埋在那儿。 I'll keep my feelings there.
贮藏于我心中的， I have stocked my heart...
只有冰冷彻骨的空气。 with icy frigidaire.
我不想再在乎任何人， And I mean to care for no one...
因为我的爱已经彻底完结。 because I'm through with love.
为什么你使我相信… Why did you lead me to think...
你会在乎我？ you could care?
你不需要我， You didn't need me...
因为你有你圈内的… for you had your share...
朋友围绕着你， of friends around you...
他们追逐着你，发誓… to hound you and swear...
以很深的情感… with deep emotion...
热爱你。 devotion to you.
再见，春天， Goodbye to spring...
以及它所意味的一切。 and all it meant to me.
物是人非， It can never bring...
时光不会倒转。 the things that used to be.
因为我必须拥有你， For I must have you...
不会再有其他人， or no one.
因此我的爱已经彻底完结。 And so I'm through with love.
你知道，多年以来，我一直在想 如果我们还在一起的话，情况会怎样。 I wonder what would've happened if we'd stayed together.
这是我们谁都无法知道的事情，你知道。 That's something we'll never know.
但是我们生养了… We've managed to produce...
一个出色的女儿。 a fabulous daughter.
我是说，她令人称奇。 She is unbelievable.
幸运的是，她有着你的容貌， She's got your looks, fortunately...
和我的富有魔力的个性。 and my magic personality.
- 是啊，她太奇妙了。 - 她很棒。 She is wonderful.
你和鲍勃在一起很幸福， 这真的很好。 And you've been very happy with Bob, so that's good.
噢，他很出色。 He's wonderful.
- 我认为他很出色，你也做得再好不过了。 - 他是的。不。 - You couldn't have done better. - No.
但有那么几次，你承认的吧， There have been a few times, you'll admit...
你在危急的情况下给我打电话， 我不得不过去替你摆脱困境。 you did call me in an emergency and I had to come bail you out.
- 有几次吧？ - 我知道，我知道。 I know.
你和鲍勃有两次大的争吵，我记得， Two major fights with Bob, and...
还有次你发现长了个可恶的肿块， 尽管最后结果是完全良性的， one disgusting lump that turned out to be benign...
但是当时你惊恐万分。 though you were in a panic.
我知道，你帮我挺过了难关。 You were there for me.
你也帮过我，你知道。 And you for me.
我很感激。 And I appreciate it.
实际上我认为…我们成为朋友比成为… I think we've been better friends...
夫妻要好。 than husband and wife.
是啊，也许是吧。 Yeah, we probably have.
你知道，没有人能像你那样 逗得我大笑，乔。 But nobody made me laugh the way you did.
我爱鲍勃，全心全意， 但这不一样。 I love Bob with all my heart, it isn't that.
只有你总是能，你知道， 你能触动我的那根神经。 It's just that you could always push that button in me.
这有什么特别重要的吗？ So why is that so important?
我不知道，我不知道。 I don't know.
也许我们很疯狂。 Maybe we're crazy.
今天甩了你的那个女孩也很疯狂， 她会逗你发笑吗？ That girl that dumped you today, did she make you laugh?
我不知道。 I don't know.
过去的我必须让它… I have to put that...
过去。 behind.
生活真是有意思。 Funny how life goes.
很奇妙，很奇妙。 It's amazing. Amazing.
我们走吧，已经很晚了。 Let's go. It's late.
绝对很晚了。 It's definitely late.
圣诞夜，深夜。 Christmas Eve, and late.
我们走。 Let's go.
人人都说：“我爱你……” Everyone says 'I love you...'
连拐角处的警察和窃贼也这么说。 the cop on the corner and the burglar too.
巴黎的圣诞之夜。 Christmas Eve in Paris.
这是怎样的一年啊！ What a year!
这也差不多把我们带到了 我们故事的结尾。 And that sort of brings us to the end of our story.
我跟丝凯拉说， 有人应该把它写下来拍成电影。 I told Skylar someone should write it up as a movie.
她说：“最好是音乐剧， 否则的话没人会相信。” She said 'Better be a musical, or no one will believe it.'
顺便说一下， By the way...
那天晚上我遇见了个了不起的小伙子， that night I met a terrific guy.
我的意思是，就性感而言！ I mean, talk about sexy!